Eating liver out of a cow's body is like eating the filter out of a car. Dick Gregory More Quotes by Dick Gregory More Quotes From Dick Gregory Wouldn't it be a helluva joke if all this were really burnt cork and you people were being tolerant for nuthin'? Dick Gregory moralmannerspeople It's cool to be healthy. Dick Gregory healthy When I went south in the 1960s, I knew I could die. If I went down there and did what I did up in Chicago and made all of those hatin' white folks laugh, then I would have been defeated. Dick Gregory chicagowhitelaughing I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is most folk really don’t have choices. Dick Gregory believecountrythinking And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede. Dick Gregory danceinspirationalwar The NAACP is a wonderful organization . . . But do you realize if tomorrow morning we had complete integration, all them cats would be outta work? Dick Gregory catorganizationmorning I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house. Dick Gregory whitehousepeople You hear entertainers all the time, saying, 'If I couldn't get paid for this, I'd do it for free.' When's the last time you ever heard a business person say, 'If I couldn't get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I'd do it for free'? Dick Gregory britishlastsheard So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans. Dick Gregory thugracismwhite I used to get letters saying, 'I didn't know black children and white children were the same.' Dick Gregory blackwhitechildren Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast. Dick Gregory very-goodlaughingpeople Let me tell you, never before in the history of this planet has anybody made the progress that African-Americans have made in a 30-year period, in spite of many black folks and white folks lying to one another. Dick Gregory whitelyingyears A friend of mine who works for naval intelligence said an aerial satellite revealed that 1.9 million attended the event in 1995. But if they would have had a rumble at the march the newspapers would have said that 75 million Afro-Americans were there. Dick Gregory afrosintelligenceevents When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening - there wasn't no 24-hour news. Dick Gregory nbceveningmorning When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, 'I've been gypped,' or, 'He welshed on the deal.' Dick Gregory insultingexpressionboys I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs. Dick Gregory conditionspuffhealth I was born and raised in St. Louis, and this little town, eight blocks away, place no one ever heard of, a black man there commands the attention of the world for months? That ain't my world. Dick Gregory eightblockmen The only thing I like about St. Louis is it has the best zoo in America, in Forest Park. Washington University is next door to the zoo. Animals get out, they're going to eat white people before they get to the ghetto! Dick Gregory ghettoanimalzoos Audiences feel no hatred from me. Because I'm not bitter. Dick Gregory bitterhatredfeels When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete's feet don't exist, there's something wrong. Dick Gregory airportsathletewhite
