Eve was still frowning at the pasta like she suspected it was going to do something clever, like try to escape from the pot.

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You can’t be serious,” Eve said. “Guys. People get eaten in places like this. At the very least, we get locked in a room and terrible, evil things get done to us and put on the Internet. I’ve seen the movies.” "Eve,” Michael said. “Horror movies are not documentaries.

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Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that ke... by Rachel Caine

Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive.

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Stop being so..." "Charming?Attractive?Irresistible? "I'm going w... by Rachel Caine

Stop being so..." "Charming?Attractive?Irresistible? "I'm going with arrogant.

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Hey,” Shane said from the other side of the bars. “Trade you cigarettes for a chocolate bar.” Funny,” Eve said. She was almost back to her old unGothed self again, though there were still red splotches on her cheeks and around her eyes. “How come you’re always behind bars, troublemaker?” Look who’s talking. I didn’t try to outrun the cops in a hearse.” That hearse had horsepower.” Eve got that moony look in her eyes again. “I love that hearse.

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Expecting anybody else?" Shane asked Eve. "Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?" "Screw you, Collins.

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I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." "Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably be more useful right now.

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Bishop was all done with the witty converstaion. "Will you swear?" And Myrnin said, shockingly, "I will." And he proceeded to, a string of swearwords that made Claire blink. He ended with, "--frothy fool-born apple-john! Cheater of vandals and defiler of dead dogs!" and did another twirl and bow. He looked up with a red, red grin that was more like a leer. "Is that what you meant, my lord?

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My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up... by Rachel Caine

My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.

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I like the sound of that, crashing Monica's party," he glanced at Michael, then quickly away. "What about you? That break some kind of vampire rules or something?" "Blow me Shane." "Boys," Eve said primly. "Language. Minor at the table." "Well," Shane said, "I wasn't actually planning to do it." Claire rolled her eyes. "Not like it's the first time I've heard it. Or said it." "You shouldnt say it," Michael said, all seriousness. "No, I mean it. Girls should say 'eat me' not 'blow me'. Wouldn't recommend 'bite me' though. Not around here.

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When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles," Amelie said. "Not one who ran away from them." "Snap," Eve said. "You know what they're talking about?" Shane asked. "Don't need to know to get that one. She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

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Unfortunately, my army consists of one unreliable criminal, one girl with a disability, and one incredibly foolish young vampire with a tanning issue. I am not confident.

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Parents had some kind of sin radar, Claire thought. They always called when you were in the middle of something you just knew they'd consider wrong. Or at least risky.

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You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodban... by Rachel Caine

You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.

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Restrooms at gas stations were an unpleasant and shocking surprise; I had never considered the serious drawbacks of such lazily-cleaned rooms. I was completely unable to ignore the filth, and wasted a burst of power to turn the sink, floors and porcelain toilet into sparkling, clean examples of their kind before using the facility. I felt that was a much less judgmental response than simply blowing the place off the face of the Earth, which was also a distinct temptation, especially when the storekeeper overcharged me for a bottle of cold water.

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Where's your sense of adventure?" "Off on a beach somewhere with... by Rachel Caine

Where's your sense of adventure?" "Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?

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Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness,... by Rachel Caine

Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt

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I am not getting you a brain, because I am not that kind of assis... by Rachel Caine

I am not getting you a brain, because I am not that kind of assistant, Dr. Frankenstein.

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I drink blood, you eat tacos, get the f*ck over it!" -Michel Glas... by Rachel Caine

I drink blood, you eat tacos, get the f*ck over it!" -Michel Glass

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If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the... by Rachel Caine

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.

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Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice? Claire: She smells better. And she made me cookies.

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