Even vegetables have feelings in our world. Seth Rogen More Quotes by Seth Rogen More Quotes From Seth Rogen In my sick brain, gruesome violence and comedy go as hand-to-hand together as anything else in the world. Seth Rogen sick brain hands As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted. Seth Rogen i-realized wanted jobs The biggest challenge [making Pineapple Express] was that we had a comedy budget. We really got excited the more we got into the development of it about blowing stuff up and having shoot outs. That stuff costs money. Seth Rogen pineapples cost challenges I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin. Seth Rogen mitzvah bars class Alzheimer's is a family disease...It requires countless hours of care, which are typically provided by family caregivers...Wi thout professional help, it can be impossible to juggle providing that care with jobs, raising kids or just time for yourself. Seth Rogen alzheimers jobs kids Basically, we [me and Evan Goldberg] started thinking about making a movie that was kind of a weed movie and action movie and had a real kind of friendship story to it, then that would be our favorite movie [Pineapple Express] ever. Seth Rogen weed real thinking I remember thinking as I was doing the jokes for the first time, "If I can hear that very clearly, I'm not hearing laughter." It just became deafening, this buzzing noise. I mean, it was brutal. It was really terrible. Then I remember thinking, "At least nobody important, or anyone who I really respect, saw that." And then literally right when I went off the stage, Jerry Seinfeld got up and went on. So I was like, "Oh great. Seinfeld saw me bomb." On the other hand, I thought, "At least no one will be thinking of me anymore. They'll just be focusing on him." Seth Rogen laughter mean thinking Every time I improvise I'm aware that I could be ruining what it is that we're doing and we'll just have to do it again. Seth Rogen For me to act natural and real but also try to be funny while doing that is hard. Seth Rogen real natural trying There is no such thing as a villain. It's the others who are wrong. In as much, all villains are the same. Seth Rogen villain There's just nothing funnier than, like, a guy awkwardly explaining to another guy that he's hurt his feelings, and then later, awkwardly, you know, forgiving him for doing that. Seth Rogen guy hurt feelings Vegans are murderers, just like everyone else. Seth Rogen vegan murderer I'm intimidated anytime I work with someone who's directly outside my very insulated group of friends. Seth Rogen intimidated group-of-friends groups I hadn't really done a comedy other than The Ape since Freaks and Geeks. Seth Rogen apes comedy done People constantly make pop-culture references. That's why it's called popular culture, because people are aware of it and reference it constantly. Seth Rogen pops culture people Shutting people down creatively often doesn't get the best performance out of them. Seth Rogen best-performance performances people It's nice to win an award, I would assume. I've never won one, but I would imagine it's great. I have no idea what I'll do. Seth Rogen awards nice winning If there was any drug that was to symbolize the people that ate our heroes, it seems like bath salts was a good idea. It's also a drug that, I think, is still funny to a lot of people. Seth Rogen hero ideas thinking I knew I just loved comedy, and I think it was my parents who initially brought up the notion of me trying to do stand-up. I think I actually tried writing jokes just at home, just kind of sitting around. But it seemed like a very real way to step into the world of comedy. Seth Rogen real home writing Some of my friends would lie to girls to get them, or do things that - you know, they would cheat on girls. I was just never in the realm of what, you know, what's instilled to me, you know? Yeah, I mean, my mom's a social worker, for God's sakes. Seth Rogen girl mom lying