Every teacher that I've ever had, that I still remember their name, made me laugh. I feel like comedy is the best instrument to teach. Tiffany Haddish More Quotes by Tiffany Haddish More Quotes From Tiffany Haddish I always bring at least 15 to 20 percent of Tiffany to every character that I do. Like when I read 'Girls Trip,' I was like, 'Who been partying with me? Somebody been hanging out with me and done stole some stuff.' Tiffany Haddish me always done character Everybody the same: We all got problems. We all want to be loved. We all wanna be happy. Tiffany Haddish be-happy loved problems happy When my people are dying, that's when you gonna catch me protesting. I'm not gonna protest because somebody got offered not the amount of money they wanted to get offered. If you don't like what they're offering you, just no longer do business with them. Tiffany Haddish me you money business I do have esteem issues when it comes to reading and writing. I always feel kind of self-conscious about letting people read something that I wrote, because the last thing I wanna hear is, 'You spelled everything wrong.' Tiffany Haddish feel you reading people Being on stage is, like, my favorite. The immediate gratification. That's my favorite. Tiffany Haddish favorite being like stage I wanna meet Meryl Streep, so she can be my mama. I want Meryl Streep to be my mom in a movie. Tiffany Haddish meet mama mom want I surf. I would love to do a remake of 'Gidget.' It could be, like, black 'Gidget.' Tiffany Haddish remake like black love I'm not really into politics, but if I had my own country, I would make sure all my people were educated and figuring out what they love to do, and focusing on that. Tiffany Haddish politics love country people There've been times I felt like, 'I don't know if I want to do this.' That maybe I should go back to school and become a special-education teacher. But I love entertaining. Tiffany Haddish know teacher love school When I was young, people used to be like, 'You look just like Halle Berry - out of Losing Isaiah.' I don't care; she was still beautiful in that movie! Tiffany Haddish look you beautiful people