Everyone's personality is a manifestation of their combined past experiences. If you are able to observe and interpret someone's behavior, you will eventually be able to predict that person's behavior as well.

Tom Zegan

Today is 08/26/2018 Mark my words, sometime before the 2020 election the liberals are going say they're not illegals, they're Americans just like us. North American's, South American's and Central American's.

Today was tomorrow and yesterday was today.

Today's not my day . . . tomorrows not looking any better.

Tomorrow is always the busiest day of the week.

Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

We are all Strangers . . . Some of us are just Stranger than others.

We are all strangers, some are just stranger than others.

We only fear what we don't know, if we knew everything we would have no fear.

What we want we can't have and what we have we don't want.

What you do with your hands you mess up with your feet.

What's the first thing you ask for when you spill a drink? That's right, another drink!

Whats right isn't always popular and whats popular isn't always right.

When all else fails blame your high school drama teacher.

When choosing between the lesser of two evils . . . choose the one that you haven't tried yet.

When I die I want my tomb stone to say "See, I told you I was sick".

When I was in High School the closest I had ever been to being on the Honor Roll was Yes your Honor and No your Honor.

When I was young I use to go to the beach so much my mom would call me a "Son of a Beach".

When I was young I used to date homeless chicks, they weren't very picky and at the end of the date I could just drop them off at any corner.

When I was young my parents use to move a lot . . . but I'd always find them.

When in Rome . . . Rome around.