Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room. Dov Davidoff More Quotes by Dov Davidoff More Quotes From Dov Davidoff Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East. Dov Davidoff ironic middle-east political Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them. Dov Davidoff animal people looks Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different. Dov Davidoff levels different europe Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it. Dov Davidoff insecurity may laughing You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite. Dov Davidoff transvestites persons Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with. Dov Davidoff dont-hate fountain hate The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine. Dov Davidoff atm language-of-love machines When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face. Dov Davidoff dolls faces jobs You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people. Dov Davidoff fool trying people It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage. Dov Davidoff difficult silly feels It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant. Dov Davidoff physical-beauty shame negative Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one. Dov Davidoff gay yoga thinking If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron. Dov Davidoff adults happiness thinking My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way. Dov Davidoff comedian fighting jobs If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness. Dov Davidoff black self names Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great. Dov Davidoff said-life iphone love-is Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier. Dov Davidoff effort writing thinking Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you. Dov Davidoff supposed-to-be tattoo permanent There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work. Dov Davidoff work jobs dirty There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club. Dov Davidoff clubs lonely night
