For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars? Cloris Leachman More Quotes by Cloris Leachman More Quotes From Cloris Leachman I've been so relieved and so grateful to not have a god to believe in. Cloris Leachman relieved grateful believe Let whatever's going to happen, happen. Don't judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just be amazing. That's where the gold is. Cloris Leachman perspective gold judging Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap. Cloris Leachman elderly home kids I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her. Cloris Leachman so-sick sick white I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it. Cloris Leachman women fun talking I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third. Cloris Leachman marriage family children Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet. Cloris Leachman amazing-life Everything is so sad and so wonderful. Cloris Leachman so-sad wonderful I have a terrible image in my mind of a cow going to slaughter. There's not a lot of fight in them. Pigs, they'd squeal and thrash around. They'd fight. It's almost as if cows don't know they have a choice. Not that they don't panic, but they do so in a quiet way. Cloris Leachman fighting choices pigs Now men and women are separate and unequal. We should be hand in hand; in fact, we should have our arms around one another. Cloris Leachman work men hands As soon as I realized that I didn't need meat to survive or to be in good health, I began to see how forlorn it all is. If only we had a different mentality about the drama of the cowboy and the range and all the rest of it. It's a very romantic notion, an entrenched part of American culture, but I've seen, for example, pigs waiting to be slaughtered, and their hysteria and panic was something I shall never forget. Cloris Leachman cowboy pigs drama When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time. Cloris Leachman I don't stress at all. When other people say, 'I'm having a bad day,' I ask, 'How can you have a bad day for the entire 24 hours, or even 12 or eight hours?' Something bad might happen, but that can't make the entire day bad. Cloris Leachman day you stress people When I decided to become vegetarian, I had to learn how to 'recook,' if you will. For example, I used to put red wine in a big pot with the meat that I'd cooked in fat, and it was, of course, delicious. When I gave up meat, I wondered what I would make. That turned out to be vegetables, really organic and fresh. Cloris Leachman fat you red wine Extraordinary miracles, billions and trillions of them, happen all the time, but not because there's a God. Cloris Leachman miracles happen god time The stuff that's made up about Jesus - that you have to go through Jesus to get to God and if you're lucky, after you die, if you've done everything right, the reward is you get to sit on the right hand side of God. All that is made up by men. People made it up. Cloris Leachman you god men people I am from Des Moines, Iowa - not even the city but out in the country. I don't have a lot of trappings, I think, in my personality. I'm just a simple person with a silly bone. Cloris Leachman i-am city simple personality I make fun wherever I go... If I go to a restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it. I always have a great deal of fun being with people. It's part of the journey. Cloris Leachman great myself journey people I didn't say there's nothing out there, but there certainly isn't any God. Cloris Leachman out say nothing god My son became my manager, and he said to me, 'Mom, if you could do anything you wanted to do, what would it be?' And out of my mouth immediately came, 'Dancing With the Stars.' Cloris Leachman me you stars son
