Getting everything you want has nothing to do with anything. Thom Yorke More Quotes by Thom Yorke More Quotes From Thom Yorke I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist. Thom Yorke port spices girl Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them. Thom Yorke government eye kids Alot of my lyrics are about beating my children. 'Hit the bottom and escape' is a cry for help. oh god someone stop me Thom Yorke cry helping children I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that's what the song is about. Thom Yorke hell vegetables song Someone needs to tell the truth, but it shouldn't be my job. Thom Yorke truth jobs needs The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man. Thom Yorke differences real men My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth Thom Yorke teeth missing school I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see them wearing the t-shirts I shoot at them with bb guns while riding a very large dog and singing kicking squealing gucci little piggy over and over Thom Yorke gun dog kids Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified. Thom Yorke running people looks If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Thom Yorke would-be animal sex The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me Thom Yorke radiohead fans Remember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small they invited me on but nobody was laughing at my jokes. I guess I'm just, too, particularly smart for them. Thom Yorke smart laughing children I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley. Thom Yorke aliens names boys Can you imagine a world in which the letter O does not exist? My name would be Thm Yrke. Think about that. Thom Yorke names doe thinking One of the interesting things here is that the people who should be shaping the future are politicians. But the political framework itself is so dead and closed that people look to other sources, like artists, because art and music allow people a certain freedom. Thom Yorke music people art If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior. Thom Yorke ruins car chocolate I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that, maybe, I'm not so perfect as is the affront I oft put on. After all, the lyric is 'I wish I was special'. I truly just want to be loved and accepted, I think, like all humans. Thom Yorke race perfect thinking Hunting Bears is a complex song. A bear, as you know is another term for a chubby chaser. The guitar line is actually the sound of a fat man's thighs rubbing together as he approaches another lardy male for a night of sexual deviance. Thom Yorke song men night I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you. Thom Yorke just-kids moral religious Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles* Thom Yorke nice people thinking
