Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break.

Lev L. Spiro

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In days gone by, a man's word was his bond. Today, fortunately,... by Lev L. Spiro

In days gone by, a man's word was his bond. Today, fortunately, we have glue.

days-gone-by glue men

We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.

shirts t-shirt no-fear

Whoever said "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", has never drive... by Lev L. Spiro

Whoever said "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", has never driven a car there.

rome driven car

We have nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and those great bi... by Lev L. Spiro

We have nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and those great big furry spiders.

furry spiders bigs

I don't think that movies are too violent. But I do think that popcorn is too expensive, and this can often lead to violence.

popcorn violence thinking

Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfy... by Lev L. Spiro

Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing to waste.

mime rumor waste

It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who kno... by Lev L. Spiro

It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

truffles pigs men

I've spent years trying to "get in touch with my inner child," but now my new therapist tells me it's mostly been inappropriate touching.

touching children years

My coach once told me "there's no "I" in "team." I responded there's also no "I" in "hackneyed." Then I had to run 12 laps.

lap team running