God created seaweed… The seaweed made the world. John B. Keane More Quotes by John B. Keane More Quotes From John B. Keane I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it. John B. Keane ireland-and-the-irish play thinking A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he's just as good as everybody else. John B. Keane ireland-and-the-irish inferiority thinking How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it. John B. Keane talking sex thinking When my friends were besotted with Jason Donovan, my heroes were Colm O'Rourke and Barney Rock John B. Keane jason rocks hero Now listen lads, I'm not happy with our tackling. We're hurting them but they keep getting up. John B. Keane listen now up happy