God has the Big Book, the beautiful proofs of mathematical theorems are listed here. Paul Erdos More Quotes by Paul Erdos More Quotes From Paul Erdos Some French socialist said that private property was theft... I say that private property is a nuisance. Paul Erdos theft nuisance said Végre nem butulok tovább (I've finally stopped getting dumber). Paul Erdos suicide death Mathematics is not yet ready for such problems. Paul Erdos ready problem math The SF [Supreme Fascist, i.e. God] created us to enjoy our suffering. The sooner we die, the sooner we defy His plans. Paul Erdos fascists enjoy suffering If numbers aren't beautiful, I don't know what is. Paul Erdos knows numbers beautiful God created two acts of folly. First, He created the Universe in a Big Bang. Second, He was negligent enough to leave behind evidence for this act, in the form of microwave radiation. Paul Erdos radiation bangs two A Mathematician is someone who can take a cup of coffee and turn it into a theory. Paul Erdos cups mathematics coffee I hope we'll be able to solve these problems before we leave. Paul Erdos leave problems before hope Finally I'm becoming stupider no more. Paul Erdos stupider finally more becoming