Golf is an expensive way to make yourself miserable. Rita Mae Brown More Quotes by Rita Mae Brown More Quotes From Rita Mae Brown He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out. Rita Mae Brown pantsbrain All creatures tread across the rubble of ruined civilizations. The trick is to keep moving. No animal ever goes about dispensing shallow compassion. Rita Mae Brown compassionanimalmoving Writers will happen in the best of families. Rita Mae Brown familyhappenswriting all outcast peoples struggle to be recognized as individuals. The damage of oppression is that it robs you of your individuality. You're just a faggot. Or whatever - fill in the blank. Everything you do is seen through the prism of your gayness or your womanness or your blackness by some people. Rita Mae Brown individualitystrugglepeople So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder. Rita Mae Brown titlesluckylaughing It doesn't matter to me. We're still cousins in our own way. Blood's just something old people talk about to make you feel bad. Rita Mae Brown cousinbloodpeople People aren't grapes - you can't weigh them in a bunch, but I guess it's easier than dealing with people as individuals. Rita Mae Brown individualeasierpeople I don't believe in straight or gay. I really don't. I think we're all degrees of bisexual. Rita Mae Brown gaybelievethinking Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens. Rita Mae Brown catdogbelieve When Mother died I was both freed and abandoned, as are we all at this profound juncture in our lives. Rita Mae Brown abandonedmotherprofound The human animal dances wildest on the edge of the grave. Rita Mae Brown danceanimaldeath I can only say I wish I had slept with everyone I am accused of. Rita Mae Brown accusedi-canwish Once you know what women are like, men get kind of boring. I'm not trying to put them down, I mean I like them sometimes as people, but sexually they're dull. Rita Mae Brown menmeanpeople People who care for you inevitably become beautiful. Rita Mae Brown who-caresbeautifulpeople Loving's pretty easy. It's letting someone love you that's hard. Rita Mae Brown hardeasylove-you You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it. Rita Mae Brown cliffscarlike-you In America the word revolutionary is used to sell pantyhose. Rita Mae Brown revolutionusedamerica There hasn't been a day in my life since I started Latin in ninth grade that I haven't benefited by the lives of the ancients. Rita Mae Brown ninth-gradegradeslatin Whoever heard of a neurotic frog? Where do humans get off thinking they're the pinnacle of evolution? Rita Mae Brown frogsevolutionthinking The process of writing, any form of creativity, is a power intensifying life. Rita Mae Brown creativityformwriting
