Have you ever taken a sober look at any of the mutants who run these Hollywood-gossip sites? What a crew! None of them could ever, ever be stars, which is why they're always trying to "take the piss" from those they envy.

Jim Goad

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If I’d been talking about black trash, I might be lynched. If I was talking about white trash, I’d merely be another torchbearer in an ongoing national lynching.

lynching white talking

Show me pornography which promotes violence against women, and I'... by Jim Goad

Show me pornography which promotes violence against women, and I'll buy it.

show-me violence shows

My hatred is diamond-hard. by Jim Goad

My hatred is diamond-hard.

hard hatred diamond

There's a reason the Third World came in third. by Jim Goad

There's a reason the Third World came in third.

thirds reason world

When you're indiscriminate in allowing people to post, the loudest and emptiest voices invariably drown out everyone else.

posts voice people

I'm developing a mild rash at the idea of "plugging" anything, be... by Jim Goad

I'm developing a mild rash at the idea of "plugging" anything, because it's not how I roll.

developing ideas

I definitely don't know why men are turned-on by lesbianism. by Jim Goad

I definitely don't know why men are turned-on by lesbianism.

lesbianism why-me men

Here's an easy one: "Race is an entirely social construct." No, it's partially one, depending on how any given society seeks to define it and its implications. But there are basic things such as skin color and hair texture. Even a Martian who'd had no exposure to human "social constructs" would be able to spot those differences. But no Martian, as hard as he tried, could point at a "culture" or to "equality." Those are the social constructs. Those can't be measured in the same way as human DNA.

skin-color race hair

I'm the only convict who couldn't get into Australia. by Jim Goad

I'm the only convict who couldn't get into Australia.

convicts australia

I've realized there are far more efficient and devastating methods of disturbing people than merely sloshing around in the pigpen with obvious, profane, scatological, flat-brained, grade-school offensiveness.

method people school

I'm arrogant enough to tell you that I'm smart enough to have scored higher on my Scholastic Aptitude Test than any US president whose SAT score has been made public. I even scored higher than ex-presidential candidate Al Gore, whose SAT score was so high, it was deemed as potentially off-putting to voters.

aptitude-test presidential smart

In contrast to how my father treated me, I won't hit him, I won't call him evil, I'll give him affection, and I'll pay attention to him.

evil giving father

You truly need to witness me goo-gooing and coo-cooing and making up goofy little songs to glean a full appreciation of how nauseating I can be. This is another instance where things seemingly don't add up - how can this vile, hateful, violent, misogynist, racist, loathsome, repugnant, worthless, reprehensible subhuman be so insanely tender and kind to little doggies and kitty-cats?

cat song appreciation

I never want to think or write about the topic again when I'm fin... by Jim Goad

I never want to think or write about the topic again when I'm finished with it.

want writing thinking

When I write, I strain with every wizened fibre of my weathered frame to analyze every possible angle of any given subject.

angle given writing

My oldest brother was stabbed thirty to forty times and strangled to death with his own belt when I was eight years old. Much of my life has been pockmarked with violence. So I had a natural interest in the topic, along with a strong home-field advantage.

strong brother home

I was exposed to violence while I was still in the womb - my father punched my mother in the stomach while she was pregnant with me.

violence mother father

Plenty of people have bad divorces, but few of them end up with cancer, imprisonment, and public scorn. In the dark, rolling, treacherous wake of that sunken ship, the last thing I sought was a "relationship" or, heaven forbid, marriage.

divorce cancer dark

I don't think it's entirely paranoid to suspect that one day, you won't be able to so much as question the primary tenets of anti-racism without going to jail.

jail racism thinking

I'll argue anyone into the dust when it comes to facts. by Jim Goad

I'll argue anyone into the dust when it comes to facts.

dust arguing facts