He’s a comedian, he’s making a joke. by Kid Rock

He’s a comedian, he’s making a joke.

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Beyonce, to me, doesn't have a f--king 'Purple Rain', but she's the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one 'Sweet Home Alabama' or 'Old Time Rock & Roll'? People are like, 'Beyonce's hot. Got a nice f--king ass.' I'm like, 'Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big t--s.' Doesn't really f--king do much for me.

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I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a position of entertainers in the limelight, should keep their mouth shut on politics.

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If I was president of the good old U.S.A., I'd turn the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray.

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If it looks good, you'll see it. If it sounds good, you'll hear it. If its marketed right, you'll buy it. But... If its real... you'll feel it.

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Surround yourself with good people. Whether they're the best or not, people are capable of learning if they've got good hearts and they're good souls.

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You get what you put in and people get what they deserve. by Kid Rock

You get what you put in and people get what they deserve.

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I could care less about what people think. I'm a Devil Without A... by Kid Rock

I could care less about what people think. I'm a Devil Without A Cause.

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Live for the moments you can't put into words by Kid Rock

Live for the moments you can't put into words

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I am happy to make money. I want to make more money, make more music, eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers.

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I hold the Key to my Own Success! (You do too!) by Kid Rock

I hold the Key to my Own Success! (You do too!)

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I think what I've learned out of this lifetime is you should be p... by Kid Rock

I think what I've learned out of this lifetime is you should be proud of where you come from.

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I'm no saint but I do believe in what is right. by Kid Rock

I'm no saint but I do believe in what is right.

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I do not believe that artists or actors and people should be out there like voicing their full-blown opinions on politics because, let's face it, at the end of the day, I'm not that smart of a guy.

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Whatever your craft is, be a master of it. Being half assed at something, people will eventually see through.

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I've been to your mountains, I've been to your sea-side, and everywhere I went somebody's wanted a free ride.

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But honestly, it's pretty weird; there are girls who'd do absolutely everything just to get a backstage pass. I don't know what it is, but really, when you're on national TV in America the girls love you. They all want you! And I'm not complaining!

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There's so many examples of just how lucky we are to be born anyw... by Kid Rock

There's so many examples of just how lucky we are to be born anywhere in this world that is free.

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I take the invasion of my personal space very seriously... by Kid Rock

I take the invasion of my personal space very seriously...

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People ask all the time, 'What would you be doing if you weren't Kid Rock?' It's simple: I'd be broke Kid Rock.

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A common man, even like myself, I don't know how to pay my taxes. by Kid Rock

A common man, even like myself, I don't know how to pay my taxes.

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