He said 'woman' in the same way I'd say 'Mmmm, yummy chocolate. by Ilona Andrews

He said 'woman' in the same way I'd say 'Mmmm, yummy chocolate.

Ilona Andrews

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You slept with Curran and you didn’t tell me? I’m your best friend.” “It didn’t come up.” “How disappointing for you.” Ha-ha. “That’s not what I meant.

your-best-friend disappointing come-up

Give me a few minutes.” “You have time.” He sat in the grass. “Are you just going to sit there and watch me?” “Yes. Watching pretty peasant girls is what we poor little rich boys do best.” “Peasant?” He shrugged. “You started the name calling.

girl names boys

She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. “They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don’t chew.” “Well, I thought I’d stick them into my nose and impersonate a walrus, but if you insist, I’ll swallow them.

glasses pain two

He put the book down. “As you wish.” He rose and walked past me. I lowered my sword, expecting him to pass, but suddenly he stepped in dangerously close. “Welcome home. I’m glad you made it. There is coffee in the kitchen for you.” My mouth gaped open. He inhaled my scent, bent close, about to kiss me… I just stood there like an idiot. Curran smirked and whispered in my ear instead. “Psych.” And just like that, he was out the door and gone. Oh boy.

coffee home book

Derek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your life alone." "Don't change the subject. Andrea is cool. And she smells nice. It will be okay." Apparently I was supposed to sniff people to determine their competence. "How do you know?" He shrugged. "You just have to trust her.

smell nice people

I'm secure enough in myself to wear panties with bows on them. Besides, they are comfy and soft." "I bet." He almost purred. I gulped.

bows panties enough

Your headlights don't scare me. by Ilona Andrews

Your headlights don't scare me.

headlights scare

How was I supposed to know that you let two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?" "Ah, yes, that mouth. I missed it. All mine now.

hurt mouths two

You look like Curran. You have that pissy exasperated look on you... by Ilona Andrews

You look like Curran. You have that pissy exasperated look on your face.

your-face faces looks

Very well." He sat cross-legged on the floor of the cage. "You haven't run off so you want to talk. I will hear your explanation now." "Really, Your Majesty? So good of you to condescend. I'll try to use small words and go slow." "You're wasting my time. I know Jim betrayed me and you're covering for him. This is your chance to dazzle me wih your brillance or baffle me with your bullshit. You won't get another. When I get out, I won't be in the mood to listen.

bullshit running trying

Are you out of your mind?" It's not polite to lie to your best fr... by Ilona Andrews

Are you out of your mind?" It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.

your-best-friend mind lying

Please, Kate. Suspend your dislike of me for a few moments and listen to what I have to say. It makes sense." "I don't dislike you. It's an oversimplification.

please make-sense moments

And then what?" "I'll burn that bridge when I cross it. by Ilona Andrews

And then what?" "I'll burn that bridge when I cross it.

bridges crosses

I turned to leave and paused before the gap in the ruined wall. "One last thing, Your Majesty. I'd like a name I can put into my report, something shorter than typing out 'The Leader of the Southern Shapechanger Faction.' What should I call you?" "Lord." I rolled my eyes. He shrugged. "It's short.

wall eye names

I chuckled to myself and kept walking. The Universe had proven Curran wrong: a person who aggravated him more than me did, in fact, exist.

aggravated persons facts

And men my prophet wail deride! by Ilona Andrews

And men my prophet wail deride!

prophet men

You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them.

whiskers spoons house

The intruder hesitated, turned, and anchored itself in the corner, where the ceiling met the wall. It sat there, fastened to the paneling by enormous yellow talons, still and silent like a gargoyle in full sunlight. I took a swig from the bottle and set it so I could still see the creatures reflection. Nude and hairless, it didn't carry a single ounce of fat on its lean frame. Its skin stretched so tight over the cords of muscle, it threatened to snap. Like a thin layer of wax melted over an anatomy model. Your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman.

wall reflection yellow

What's that?" "That's my attack poodle. by Ilona Andrews

What's that?" "That's my attack poodle.

magic-bleeds poodles

You should name him Fezzik." "Inconceivable. by Ilona Andrews

You should name him Fezzik." "Inconceivable.

fezzik should names