He went down like a cheerleader after prom. by Rachel Vincent

He went down like a cheerleader after prom.

Rachel Vincent

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What took you so long?” Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed. “I stopped to donate all your underwear to the homeless. You’re gonna wanna take care of those tighty whities—they’re all you’ve got left.” He leaned against the door, either too tired or too drunk to sit up. “And to think, most people don’t understand your sense of humor.” “Fools, all of them.

tired doors thinking

Sorry, but the whole walking corpse epiphany kind of threw me off... by Rachel Vincent

Sorry, but the whole walking corpse epiphany kind of threw me off my game.

kind sorry games

So,would you say I’m closer to a zombie or a vampire? I gotta know—are my parts going to rot and fall off, or am I forever frozen in youthful perfection?

perfection forever fall

So ... will you stay with me until it's over? Please?" "Kaylee, I would do anything for the girl who granted my dying wish.

girl dying wish

She got to you, too, huh?" I said, sliding onto the bench seat across from him. "Actually, I called her." Luca grinned. "I'm vomiting from a possible case of food poisoning. You?" "Sudden onset menstruation." He nodded respectfully. "Classic." "Yeah, but I should have gone for something more long-term. Yours will get you out of the whole afternoon. Ferris Bueller would be proud.

vomiting should-have long

Just FYI, in your case, I think it’s okay to fear the reaper. by Rachel Vincent

Just FYI, in your case, I think it’s okay to fear the reaper.

reaper cases thinking

Harmony glanced to her left, and my gaze followed hers to the living room, where my aunt had died, my cousin had been restored, and I'd whacked a psychotic grim reaper with a cast-iron skillet. Weirdest. Tuesday. Ever.

aunt cousin iron

You're the brightest thing I've ever seen, Kaylee. You're this beautiful ball of fire spitting sparks out at the world, burning fiercely, holding back the dark by sheer will. And I always knew that if I reached out -- if i tried to touch you -- I'd get burned. Because you're not mine. I'm not supposed to feel the fire. I'm not supposed to want it. But I do. I want you, Kaylee, like I've never wanted anything. Ever. I want the fire. I want the heat, and the light, and I want the burn.

fire dark beautiful

Holy silicone suppository, Batman!” Ethan said, grinning. Dan snorted, Parker coughed to disguise a laugh, and I glared at them all. “What?” My brother shrugged defensively. “That’s what it looks like.

brother laughing looks

Alec rolled beautiful brown eyes. "No fair playing the death card... by Rachel Vincent

Alec rolled beautiful brown eyes. "No fair playing the death card." "No fair having it to play.

eye play beautiful

"Levi will kill me the minute he sees me, and I don't trust Madeline. There's something in her eyes..." "I believe that's integrity and dedication in her job." "Yeah. It's disturbing."

integrity jobs believe

This would be so much easier if they actually issued black hoods. by Rachel Vincent

This would be so much easier if they actually issued black hoods.

easier black would-be

If you want to call yourself my friend, you should know that position comes with boundaries." Sabine frowned. "I'm no good with boundaries." "Yes, and the ocean is damp. Can we be done with the understatements now?

ocean done want

Sophie glanced from me to Sabine, then back, scowling. "I'm not scared of her. I can handle myself." "Yeah, and hissing kittens think they're badass too," Sabine said.

sophie badass thinking

For those who may not know this, Madeline recruited me specifically to help hunt and take out a serial soul thief-" "I call him Cap'n Crunch," Luca interrupted, and was rewarded with a roomful of frowns. "You know. Because he's a cereal thief?

thieves cereal soul

I couldn't see who swam in the darkness, who wore shadows like a... by Rachel Vincent

I couldn't see who swam in the darkness, who wore shadows like a second skin.

shadow skins darkness

Kaylee, you're adding two and two and coming up with seven. by Rachel Vincent

Kaylee, you're adding two and two and coming up with seven.

kaylee seven two

But I had no plans to end my own life, and accidents couldn't be predicted. Neither could murder, unless my aunt and uncle were planning to take me out themselves.

aunt planning uncles

I wasn't going to toss off words like love and forever until I was sure. Until he was sure. Forever can be a very long time for a n=Bean sidhes, ans so far his track record looked more like the fifty-yard dash than the Boston marathon.

like-love boston long

Regret couldn't fix what he's broken. Apologies couldn't bring ba... by Rachel Vincent

Regret couldn't fix what he's broken. Apologies couldn't bring back what he's lost. What we'd lost.

apology regret broken