Henry James would have been vastly improved as a novelist by a few whiffs of the Chicago stockyard. H. L. Mencken More Quotes by H. L. Mencken More Quotes From H. L. Mencken Those who can't teach - administrate. Those who can't administrate - go into politics. H. L. Mencken teach Human life is basically a comedy. Even its tragedies often seem comic to the spectator, and not infrequently they actually have comic touches to the victim. Happiness probably consists largely in the capacity to detect and relish them. A man who can laugh, if only at himself, is never really miserable. H. L. Mencken tragedylaughingmen What reason is there for believing that a high death rate, in itself, is undesirable? To my knowledge none whatever. The plain fact is that, if it be suitably selective, it is extremely salubrious. Suppose it could be so arranged that it ran to 100% a year among politicians, executive secretaries, drive chairmen, and the homicidally insane? What rational man would object? H. L. Mencken menbelieveyears Democracy the domination of unreflective and timorous men, moved in vast herds by mob conditions. H. L. Mencken herdsdemocracymen There is, in fact, nothing about religious opinions that entitles them to any more respect than other opinions get. On the contrary, they tend to be noticeably silly. H. L. Mencken others-opinionsreligioussilly The only guarantee of the Bill of Rights which continues to have any force and effect is the one prohibiting quartering troops on citizens in time of peace. All the rest have been disposed of by judicial interpretation and legislative whittling. H. L. Mencken troopsbillsrights It is common to assume that human progress affects everyone - that even the dullest man, in these bright days, knows more than any man of, say, the Eighteenth Century, and is far more civilized. This assumption is quite erroneous. . . . The great masses of men, even in this inspired republic, are precisely where the mob was at the dawn of history. They are ignorant, they are dishonest, they are cowardly, they are ignoble. They know little if anything that is worth knowing, and there is not the slightest sign of a natural desire among them to increase their knowledge. H. L. Mencken historicalknowingmen A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. H. L. Mencken familychildrenschool The truth, indeed, is something that mankind, for some mysterious reason, instinctively dislikes. Every man who tries to tell it is unpopular, and even when, by the sheer strength of his case, he prevails, he is put down as a scoundrel. H. L. Mencken mysterioustryingmen When a private citizen is robbed, a worthy man is deprived of the fruits of his industry and thrift; when the government is robbed, the worst that happens is that certain rogues and loafers have less money to play with than they had before. H. L. Mencken citizensplaymen There's really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal. H. L. Mencken votingdifferencesmade The believing mind reaches its perihelion in the so-called Liberals. They believe in each and every quack who sets up his booth inthe fairgrounds, including the Communists. The Communists have some talents too, but they always fall short of believing in the Liberals. H. L. Mencken mindbelievefall The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety. H. L. Mencken couragefearmen The truly civilized man is always skeptical and tolerant, in this field as in all others. His culture is based on 'I am not too sure'. H. L. Mencken fieldsmenculture Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.... A man full of faith is simply one who has lost (or never had) the capacity for clear and realistic thought. He is not a mere ass: he is actually ill. H. L. Mencken beliefmaymen The art of politics, under democracy, is simply the art of ringing it. Two branches reveal themselves. There is the art of the demagogue, and there is the art of what may be called, by a shot-gun marriage of Latin and Greek, the demaslave. They are complementary, and both of them are degrading to their practitioners. The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots. The demaslave is one who listens to what these idiots have to say and then pretends that he believes it himself. H. L. Mencken latinbelieveart Mankind has failed miserably in its effort to devise a rational system of government. [...] The art of government is the exclusive possession of quacks and frauds. It has been so since the earliest days, and it will probably remain so until the end of time. H. L. Mencken effortgovernmentart Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. H. L. Mencken democracies-havefreedompeople It is the theory of all modern civilized governments that they protect and foster the liberty of the citizen; it is the practice of all of them to limit its exercise, and sometimes very narrowly. H. L. Mencken governmentpracticeexercise I think the Negro people should feel secure enough by now to face a reasonable ridicule without terror. I am unalterably opposed to all efforts to put down free speech, whatever the excuse. H. L. Mencken racismpeoplethinking
