Here's a little tip for you. If you don't like being called a murderer, don't kill people. Tana French More Quotes by Tana French More Quotes From Tana French You don't have to like your family, you don't even have to spend time with them, to know them right down to the bone. Tana French our-family bones like-you I love writing. I feel ridiculously lucky that this is what I get to do all day. Tana French lucky writing feels Ireland is such a young society. The British were the ruling class up until they left about a hundred years ago, and we've been trying to work out what our class hierarchy is ever since. Tana French work-out class years Privately, I consider religion to be a load of bollocks, but when you have a sobbing five year old wanting to know what happened to her hamster, you develop an instant belief in anything that dissolves some of the heartbreak off her face. Tana French faces heart years I have always been caught by the pull of the unremarkable, by the easily missed, infinitely nourishing beauty of the mundane. Tana French mundane caught The thing about being a mystery writer, what marks a mystery writer out from a chick lit author or historical fiction writer, is that you always find a mystery in every situation. Tana French mystery historical fiction When you're too close to people, when you spend too much time with them and love them too dearly, sometimes you can't see them Tana French too-much and-love people Some people are little Chernobyls, shimmering with silent, spreading poison: get anywhere near them and every breath you take will wreck you from the inside out. Tana French wrecks poison people I've got this theory that human beings are innately religious; we have a belief system. It doesn't have to be a theist form, necessarily. But we need a belief system, some framework on which to hang our behavior. 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