Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung? Colin Mochrie More Quotes by Colin Mochrie More Quotes From Colin Mochrie As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers. Colin Mochrie laughingtwokids When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage. Colin Mochrie guarantees-in-lifeeverything-happens-for-a-reasontrust You don't sweat much for a fat girl. Colin Mochrie fat-girlsweatgirl I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot! Colin Mochrie favorite-artistvansartist When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead! Colin Mochrie burningrollingems I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned. Colin Mochrie pessimistplanningmanagement Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money. Colin Mochrie heyfaces What kind of FBI agent are you? Colin Mochrie fbi-agentsagentskind What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution? Colin Mochrie hamsterswhat-ifrevolution Every song a hit, every hit a smack! Colin Mochrie smacksong But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved. Colin Mochrie artiststuffthinking Why are there so many trees in the jungle? Colin Mochrie jungletree Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes? Colin Mochrie namesmeanpeople I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still go. And I learned about everything from the library. I came from a Scottish family. Old school. Colin Mochrie bookpeopleschool Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin! Colin Mochrie givemegive-meliberty The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs. Colin Mochrie songssomejustpeople As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers. Colin Mochrie laughloveddayme I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money. Colin Mochrie hemeenjoymoney I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot! Colin Mochrie favoritesingreallyhe My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist! Colin Mochrie waistaroundexplosivesgod
