Hold the door for an old man. Old ladies can take care of themselves; they've been doing it long enough. Perry Brass More Quotes by Perry Brass More Quotes From Perry Brass Wanting someone so much that his very presence takes your breath away is one of the most thrilling happenings in life. Not getting him in no way diminishes this. Perry Brass wanting-someone life way There may be a point in your life in which you are drowning so fast and fighting it so furiously that you don't have the strength left to call out for help. At that point don't expect one of your friends to jump into the water, if you've spent most of your life instructing them to mind their own business. Perry Brass fighting strength life Ageism is the racism of the gay world. We really believe that age-and all of our fears that it carries-will "rub off" on us, the way that racists once believed blackness would. Perry Brass gay racism believe The god that you dispense with today, will come back as a demon tomorrow. Perry Brass demon tomorrow today Although some fools find rudeness sexy, it is never the path to seduction. Perry Brass fool sexy path Be reckless in your intensities. Perry Brass reckless intensity Eat without the TV going on. Learn to appreciate food with only the entertainment of conversation-yours and someone else's. Perry Brass entertainment appreciate tvs Fashion is the art of making the unimportant indispensable. Perry Brass indispensable fashion art Gays feel about popularity the same way teenage girls do. Is it that we really want friends we can count on, or do we just want guys around us whom we can share our curlers with? Perry Brass teenage gay girl Get out of your house in the middle of a rainstorm, get soaked in it, and then strip down-to nothing but a smile. Perry Brass rainstorms middle house Although computers allow people to talk at the speed of light, no one talks that fast. Perry Brass computer light people If you've been taught to keep every part of you to yourself, don't expect people to come knocking on your door to run their hands over the choice parts-either for your pleasure or theirs. Perry Brass running doors hands Take up something that you know will never bring you any returns except pleasure-in other words, allow yourself to live the way brilliant eighteenth century courtesans lived. Don't be afraid of having a decorative life, even if all the decorations come from you. Perry Brass return life way Don't waste your love on stupid people. Anyone stupid enough to deny or reject it-in the midst of the Love Depression we're in-does not deserve it. Perry Brass stupid love people The most wonderful revenge you can have is by dumping an attractive, vacant man for an uglier one. That way all of his friends can scratch their heads, and for the next year or so wonder why. Perry Brass revenge men years Start a conversation with someone with whom you have "nothing in common" and no possibility of scoring with, networking with, or even seeing again. In other words, a conversation just for the civilized hell of it. Perry Brass networking hell common Stay up and listen to lightening. If there is no lightening around, stay up and listen to nothing. Just listen to the sheer joy of your thoughts trans-versing from one corner of your brain to the next. Perry Brass next brain joy Still water does not only run deep. It runs dangerously. Perry Brass doe running water The Egyptians had a particularly nasty way of getting rid of people they felt had no consequence. Instead of embalming them, they simply constructed a fake mummy made from old strips of linen wrapped around a dummy of mud. If, in our modern world, you feel that there are a lot of "mud mummies" around you, get rid of the mud. Perry Brass fake people world We think of death and loss as tragic twins, but in fact it is loss that hurts us. Perry Brass hurt loss thinking
