Humans are the only creatures that have the ability to forgive. Tom Zegan More Quotes by Tom Zegan More Quotes From Tom Zegan I'm not looking for someone who I can live with, I'm looking for someone who I can't live without. Tom Zegan Most of what I know I forgot. Tom Zegan One time I was at the Doctors office and the Doctor asked me if I was allergic to anything. I said "Yes, poison. Tom Zegan Socialism is the ultimate ponzi scheme. Tom Zegan There are two reasons why a person does something, one that sounds good and the real one. Tom Zegan This is my backup plan. Tom Zegan Translogic: A comment or statement that sounds logical and makes sense at the time it is said but when later closely examined it actually makes no sense at all. Tom Zegan Two wrongs don't make a right but Three lefts do. Tom Zegan I'm making some changes in my life. If you don't hear back from me . . . you're one of them. Tom Zegan Ugly people look prettier in the dark. Tom Zegan Even unconditional love has it's conditions. Tom Zegan You are not truly rich until you have something that money can't buy. Tom Zegan I had an out a body experience once and when I returned someone else was there. Tom Zegan I use to put ant poison on my front lawn but I actually found that putting sugar on my neighbor's lawn works just as well. Tom Zegan Money can't buy love but it can sure buy a nice frickin mattress. Tom Zegan Sorry . . . I can't help stupid. Tom Zegan I became a comedian because I couldn't make it as a Porn Star. Tom Zegan I'm not afraid of falling . . . I'm afraid of landing. Tom Zegan When I was young my Dad told me that Alcohol kills thousands of brain cells and he said, "son . . . you're not the smartest kid in your class"! Tom Zegan Cultural Values Determine Behavior. Tom Zegan
