Humor saved me, at first, I thought my life was at an end. But when I put the gun in my mouth, it hit a tooth. Ow! And that struck me funny. A toothache was stopping me from committing suicide? Michael Douglas More Quotes by Michael Douglas More Quotes From Michael Douglas If we confront anti-Semitism ... if we combat it individually and as a society, and use whatever platform we have to denounce it, we can stop the spread of this madness. Michael Douglas platformsmadnessuse Out there is nothing but possibilities. Michael Douglas possibility Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility. Michael Douglas happy-valentines-daysinglenice Sometimes we spend more efforts with people that are strangers in terms of making an impression than the person that's closest to us. And you just got to remember not to take for granted that person that's closest to you. Michael Douglas effortrememberpeople Players never die - they just try their luck at another table. Michael Douglas luckplayerdeath It's all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation. Michael Douglas bucksmoneykids One of the things that I find most incredible about dad is the third act of his life.After all he accomplished in his professional career and what he's given for his country, at the point in his life where he's faced adversity, losing a son, having a helicopter crash, having a stroke, and what he's accomplished in this third act in his life, I find quite extraordinary. Michael Douglas adversitydadcountry Cancer did not bring me to my knees, it brought me to my feet. Michael Douglas kneescancerfeet Relationships are like bubbles – they’re fragile. Michael Douglas fragilebubbles Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies and cuts through to the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Michael Douglas cuttingmoneyessence Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive. Michael Douglas interactivecigarsmoking There was a lot of tabloid journalism about my supposed sex addiction. Bullshit. It's all bullshit. I mean, come on, I never pretended to be a saint. But give me a break. Michael Douglas givingmeansex The one thing that men and women have in common - they both like the company of men. Michael Douglas companycommonmen We must unite to make nuclear weapons a horror of the past. Michael Douglas nuclearweaponspast You have to make entertaining movies. But like a good meal, it's nice to have a little food for thought after you walk out of the theater rather than just wiling away a couple of hours. Michael Douglas mealsnicecouple Oh, I get it, it's simple. PG means the hero gets the girl, 15 means that the villain gets the girl, and 18 means everybody gets the girl. Michael Douglas girlheromean Money itself isn’t lost or made. It’s simply transferred from one perception to another. Michael Douglas perceptionmadelost Wherever arms flow, violence follows. Bullets replace ballots as the solution to political disputes. Michael Douglas bulletsarmspolitical I'm impressed with the people from Chicago. Hollywood is hype, New York is talk, Chicago is work. Michael Douglas hypenew-yorkpeople Actresses have more fear of being disliked. I, on the other hand, revel in it. Michael Douglas actresseshands
