Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy. Mo Rocca More Quotes by Mo Rocca More Quotes From Mo Rocca I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation. Mo Rocca teamworksportscharacter One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that. Mo Rocca christmastreefather Irony is the disparity between what you expect will happen, and what does happen. So raining on your wedding day isn't ironic, it's just crappy. It would have been ironic if she had lived in a place like Seattle, and traveled to the desert of Mexico for a wedding and it ended up raining there, but not in Seattle. Alanis always gets the last laugh though. We all sit here, saying her song isn't ironic, but in fact, that's pretty ironic that she wrote a song called Ironic that wasn't really ironic. Those Canadians are pretty crafty. Mo Rocca rainsonglaughing Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously. Mo Rocca tennisballstaken Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness. Mo Rocca stockingschristmasgoodness I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things. Mo Rocca useless-thingsuselessknows One could say, that # Masons were raised right. Mo Rocca masonsraised Homemade sweaters are always itchy. Mo Rocca itchyhomemadesweaters I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways. Mo Rocca feethairpeople If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press. Mo Rocca one-thinghateagreement A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something. Mo Rocca torchescavesimagination I love the challenge of taking something that may be boring to a lot of people but is unarguably important. It's irresistible. I always take projects that I'm paid to learns stuff. I study much harder now than I did when I was in college. Mo Rocca collegechallengespeople I have such respect for people who do non-fiction casting after settling on the grandparents we got for this. It is really hard to find people who are not fame-whores. We're lucky these people actually wanted to spend their time doing this. All of them would have much rather been cooking without the cameras, being with their families. That's why they're great characters. Mo Rocca grandparentcharacterpeople I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable. Mo Rocca cooksknow-howstills I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar. Mo Rocca tiredshould-havewriting Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore? Mo Rocca ipodsmediabook While some of my closest friends were jocks, it seemed that they spoke a different language with each other. Joining in their conversation was fraught with risk. Mo Rocca joining-injocksrisk When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. Mo Rocca focuswarpeople Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday. Mo Rocca yesterdaytodaylooks I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked. Mo Rocca jocksknowsschool
