I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language. Simon Cowell More Quotes by Simon Cowell More Quotes From Simon Cowell I work out three or four times a week, I have Botox, take tons of vitamins and vitamin infusions - if you believe that these things work, you will feel better. Simon Cowell work-outfeel-betterbelieve Choosing how you vote should not be a snap verdict based on a few minutes of television. Simon Cowell voteshouldtelevision You always want to go to a party where you get an invite. Simon Cowell invitespartywant Holding auditions in front of an audience is testing. Simon Cowell testingauditionsaudience I have seen that the American Dream is a reality - and I would love to feel the British Dream is also a reality. To enable that, we have to bring back some common sense and encourage family values, a proper sense of justice and make people believe they have a decent chance to build a business or career for themselves. I see this moment as a fantastic opportunity to restore this, because I believe Britain Has Talent. Simon Cowell dreamopportunitybelieve The minute you start assuming that the audience is very happy to see the same show again, you're dead. Simon Cowell very-happyassumingminutes If you only ever heard Lady Gaga, she's the most boring singer in the world. Simon Cowell singersboringworld The biggest shock when I lost it all was the realization that so much of my life had been out of my control. When I started to make the money back, I vowed that it would never happen again. I bought things only when I could afford them. There was no big mortgage, no cars on hire purchase. I remember buying a TR6 sports car for £6,000, and funnily enough it gave me more pleasure than the Porsche ever had. Simon Cowell moneysportslife I've spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England. Simon Cowell englandsafehome My own saying is: 'Create the hype, but don't ever believe it.' Simon Cowell hypemy-ownbelieve Have I got a black book? Yes, it's called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates - working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it. Simon Cowell phonesbookpeople I've always treated the music business as a business. Simon Cowell music-businesstreated It's the government's job to encourage entrepreneurialism and investment. Most importantly, it's the government's duty to inspire confidence. Simon Cowell governmentjobsinspire Anyone who goes on 'The X Factor' to make big money will be in for a big shock. Simon Cowell shockbigsgoes-on My proudest achievement has been the success of the shows and artists I have been involved with, because they were made in Britain. Simon Cowell achievementartistmade If I go into a relationship with an artist, which at most is going to last five years, we have a 100-page contract covering every eventuality. Whereas with marriage you go into it with no contract, with laws that date back hundreds of years, and I don't think that's right. Simon Cowell artistyearsthinking I've never bought a Dylan record. A singing poet? It just bores me to tears. I've got to tell you, if I had 10 Dylans in the final of 'American Idol,' we would not be getting 30 million viewers a week. I don't believe the Bob Dylans of this world would make 'American Idol 'a better show. Simon Cowell singingidolsbelieve I couldn't think of anything worse than being in an unhappy marriage. It worries me because I've seen it destroy people. Simon Cowell worrypeoplethinking Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I'm bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I'm thinking to myself, 'If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,' and then I start laughing and I can't stop. Simon Cowell laughingmeanthinking I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics. Simon Cowell lecturinghatedpeople
