I always try and do everything I can to the best of my abilities, single aspect has to be perfect. Jeff Dunham More Quotes by Jeff Dunham More Quotes From Jeff Dunham I don't think I am very easy to work for because everything has to be just right or we don't put it out. But at the same time, all the people that work for me have a "no asshole" rule, if you're a jerk you're fired, so it's a great team and a lot of skillful people at the top of the game, anybody from management to the agents to the publicists to the day-to-day website stuff and it's just a great team. Jeff Dunham teamgamesthinking I love touring, I love doing the live show and it's just like a musical artist, you just keep coming up with material and as long as you're coming up with the material and as long as audiences like it, you just keep doing it, it's your job. Jeff Dunham artistjobslong There's nothing better for a comedian than adversity. Jeff Dunham comedianadversity Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday, I was there for every major event. Jeff Dunham eventsgirllittles [In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't know if that's good or bad. Everybody loves dirty laundry. Jeff Dunham duidrunkdirty Most people when they have autobiographies, they're not autobiographies, they're biographies written by a ghost writer. Jeff Dunham biographiesghostpeople The roadwork is just rehearsal for that DVD you're going to film a year later. Jeff Dunham rehearsaldvdsyears I was not one of the popular kids, I was not great at sports, girls didn't pay attention to me.I was just pretty much an average kid, no stand-out abilities, nothing note-worthy. Jeff Dunham girlsportskids There's no real formula for doing it, it's either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the middle of the day and then pieces those together later. Jeff Dunham live-liferealwriting A lot of my best stuff is just ad libs on stage and that's one thing that I've gotten back to at the live show. Jeff Dunham stageshowsstuff The kids who come backstage that have cancer or whatever, make them laugh and smile for a little while, what's the problem with that? There isn't any. Jeff Dunham cancerlaughingkids I am no kind of philanthropist or humanitarian, but it is really nice to get those emails from all over the world of people who said, I had nothing to laugh at or my son was really sick or my husband is really sick and we put on your DVDs and we laughed, thanks for making the real world go away for a little while. Jeff Dunham nicehusbandreal If people are still buying tickets, and still buying the DVDs, and they're still watching on YouTube and my fifteen minutes of fame isn't finished yet, then I'll just keep doing it. Jeff Dunham dvdsfifteenpeople I hate the beach - I'm a mountain guy. I'd much rather face a bear than a shark. Jeff Dunham sharkshatebeach I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer. Jeff Dunham priuspicksused I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job to make the majority of people laugh, and I believe that comedy is the last true form of free speech. Jeff Dunham christianjobsbelieve If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Jeff Dunham smurfcolordoe I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist. Jeff Dunham majoritytryinglaughing I'm a geek to the bone. Jeff Dunham bonesgeek Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I learned to find that sensibility that most people could laugh at - that all ages and demographics could laugh at. Jeff Dunham growing-uplaughingpeople
