I am just scared to death of online dating. Michaela Watkins More Quotes by Michaela Watkins More Quotes From Michaela Watkins Maybe women get to a certain age and they no longer have a filter; they're considered crazy people or something. Michaela Watkins crazyagepeople I actually have huge respect for Lorne Michaels. I think that guy is really something. Michaela Watkins that-guyguythinking SNL was a dream come true for me. It was a fantastic year. I dont have any regrets. Michaela Watkins regretdreamyears I just want to make people laugh, and I want to do that the best way possible. Michaela Watkins wantlaughingpeople I do like to play people I wouldnt want to spend five minutes in a room with. Michaela Watkins wantplaypeople When I got Trophy Wife, the first fear is, This could go away; the second is, Its here and I love it; I hope it gets a second season. Michaela Watkins going-awaywifefirsts I do think non-linearly. So I think that comes off as nervousness or anxiety in a person. Michaela Watkins nervousnessanxietythinking I get to do physical comedy! When do women get to do physical comedy? Very rarely. Michaela Watkins physical-comedycomedy You know how when you're alone with your cat, your cat is kind of silly and goofy and kind of crazy? And as soon as people come over, your cat is like someone you've never met before? You know, poised. That's sort of what it's like working with Jennifer Lopez. Michaela Watkins aloneyoucrazypeople I love working so much. For me, working equals happiness. Michaela Watkins workingmehappinesslove As far as celebrity, people don't stop me on the street and know who I am. It's more like, 'Doesn't she remind you of so-and-so's ex-girlfriend?' It's always somebody's ex-girlfriend. Somebody ex-girlfriend who's 'crazy.' Michaela Watkins i-ammeyoupeople It was weird that most people knew me as someone let go from 'SNL.' I had the best time there, and in retrospect, it was the perfect amount of time. The only thing that matters is what you do with yourself in that moment after. If you decide, 'I'm the girl who was fired from 'SNL,' you're just that. Michaela Watkins bestmemomenttime Rejection and I are old friends. Michaela Watkins oldfriendsrejectionold-friends I realize I love crazy ladies. Of course I don't like to think of myself as one, but maybe I am, too. I dunno. I'm always drawn to them; I think it's because I'm attracted to people who aren't in the business of people-pleasing: saying what they really think, not passive-aggressive at all. Michaela Watkins i-ammyselfbusinesslove What's fun now is that I have a show at USA that I co-wrote called 'Benched.' I'm completely behind the scenes and not the actor at all. Michaela Watkins actorbehindnowfun Because I do mostly comedy, I'm usually working with friends, and it's usually a ball. Michaela Watkins ballbecausefriendscomedy I don't come from a Hollywood family. I don't have Hollywood friends. I didn't have any connections. Michaela Watkins friendsconnectionshollywoodfamily I'm happy because I was proud of what I did at 'SNL.' It's the only time probably in my life that I didn't have any regrets. I worked really hard. I played really nice. I threw myself into it. I committed. Beyond that, what else could I have done? Michaela Watkins my-lifemyselftimelife I'd love to do a Marvel movie. Michaela Watkins marvelmovielove I loved the movie 'Dangerous Liasons' with John Malkovich. Michaela Watkins johnloveddangerousmovie
