I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about. Chuck Lorre More Quotes by Chuck Lorre More Quotes From Chuck Lorre I'm thinking of writing a children's story about a leaf on a tree who arrogantly insists he's a self-made, independent leaf. Then one day a fierce wind blows him off his branch and to the ground below. As his life slowly ebbs away, he looks up at the magnificent old tree that had been his home and realizes that he had never been on his own. His entire life he had been part of something bigger and more beautiful than anything he could have imagined. In a blinding flash, he awakens from the delusion of self. Then an arrogant, self-centered kid rakes him up and bags him. Chuck Lorre beautiful kids children Life is never quite like the brochure. Chuck Lorre brochures never-quit life-is It's safe to talk openly and honestly with people because they're not really listening. Chuck Lorre safe listening people If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed. Chuck Lorre charlie ifs I believe I've spent my life expecting people to behave in a certain way. I believe that when they didn't behave according to my expectations, I became angry, sad, confused and occasionally fearful. I believe these expectations are the reason I've been angry, sad, confused and occasionally fearful more than I care to admit. As a result, I now believe my expectations are the real problem. I believe that everyone has this very same problem, and they ought to start acting accordingly. Chuck Lorre confused real believe Love, sex, food, friendship, art, play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and good, but never forget that God/the universe is determined to kill you by whatever means necessary. Chuck Lorre mean sex art I believe that the laws of karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis. Chuck Lorre karma law believe Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly. Chuck Lorre mad years thinking I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKGs and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed. Chuck Lorre stress crazy sex According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon. Chuck Lorre legs suffering home I believe that the voices of fear, both from without and within, can only be dispelled by trusting the voice that comes from the heart. Be still and listen to it. If it speaks of love and compassion for others, for the world itself, it just might be the voice of God - or a reasonable facsimile. If, however, it snarls with fear of the unknown, fear of losing what you have or of not getting what you want, then it just might be the voice of Rupert Murdoch - or a reasonable facsimile. Chuck Lorre compassion heart believe I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism. Chuck Lorre growing cynicism believe We have all been given a gift with 'The Big Bang Theory,' a show that's not only based in the scientific community, but also enthusiastically supported by that same community - this is our opportunity to give back, in that spirit, our 'Big Bang' family has made a meaningful contribution, and together, we'll share in the support of these future scholars, scientists and leaders. Chuck Lorre opportunity meaningful giving I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did. Chuck Lorre guitar player television I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor. Chuck Lorre spiritual sports believe That's a discovery process. That's the terrifying and wonderful part about getting picked up to series. You get to develop the stories and talk about the characters, and find out where the heart of the series is. Chuck Lorre heart discovery character For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror. Chuck Lorre girl talking men I work from a deep sense of insecurity. I have the belief, and I can't shake it, that there are endless reasons to turn the channel. There are hundreds of channels and entirely other things to do besides TV. And if you make a bad television show there's no reason for the audience to come back the following week. Chuck Lorre insecurity tvs television The premise of the series is immigrants make America great. Chuck Lorre entertainment I ’m a nervous wreck, it’s an entirely different animal. It’s a wholly different way to tell a story, and the working process is very different. It’s much slower … I think the pacing is obviously very different. Chuck Lorre entertainment
