I became a chameleon. My color didn't change. But I could change your perception of my color. Trevor Noah More Quotes by Trevor Noah More Quotes From Trevor Noah I got into a little bit of trouble with the French government, france won the World Cup… I had this joke where I said Africa won the World Cup. And I was shocked at how angry a lot of French people got. Trevor Noah latest-headlines I love those players and I love how African they are and how French they are. I don’t take their French-ness away, but I don’t think you need to take their African-ness away, that is what I love about America. America is not a perfect country, but what I love about this place is that people can still celebrate their identity in their American-ness. You can go to a St. Patrick’s Day parade in America celebrating that you are Irish. Trevor Noah latest-headlines Africa won the World Cup, Africa won the World Cup, Africa won the World Cup… look at those guys. You don't get that tan by hanging out in the south of France. Trevor Noah latest-headlines Why can’t they be both? Trevor Noah latest-headlines I think they have a problem and not me. Trevor Noah latest-headlines I love that song, it takes me back, way back, to when Trump wasn’t president. Trevor Noah latest-headlines We all know what’s going on here: President Trump is wearing dentures, people. Yeah, that’s what’s going on, no, this used to happen to my grandfather all the time: His dentures would start falling out, and then he wouldn’t be able to finish his sentence. Trevor Noah entertainment And by the way: There’s no shame in having dentures… but there is shame in Donald Trump having dentures, because he’s vain as hell, can you imagine how he would feel if people started tweeting #DentureDonald? Don’t do it! I’m just saying, can you imagine how he’d feel? But don’t do it, guys. He’sverysensitive, OK. Trevor Noah entertainment Here’s the thing, I don’t know why anyone should care what anyone wears when they’re on their way to help people. Trevor Noah opinion The Daily Show’s people were like, ‘ Why is she wearing those heels when she’s going to help people ? ’ Like, who cares ! Look at the Pope ! You see how he dresses ? All white with giant bling. He looks like he’s going to a P. Diddy party, but we don’t say. Trevor Noah politics During that moment with Ryan's wife, Trump even told a joke and people laughed, people connected, when you watched Trump, and what you said, my first instinct was, come again, man? But then, when I watched it, I realized what you were saying. The honest truth is that he became presidential in that moment. What's not scary is that he became presidential in that moment. I think what's scary is that it is that easy to become presidential. Trevor Noah top-news I know there are moments where I feel like I have excelled or reached where I would like to be. But I'm far from, from where I would like to end up, for now, it is a good grade. Trevor Noah entertainment I've traveled the world interacting with the topics that I then later use in my comedy. And now I get to do that again with the conventions. Trevor Noah entertainment I know, I know, that should have been a red flag to South Africans but ever since apartheid we've strived to be color blind, so all we saw was a flag. Trevor Noah lifestyle He has taken something that was loved and cherished by many and created a new version of it for himself. And people have gone 'Wow! That is actually amazing'. Trevor Noah company-news I look at 'The Daily Show' as a beautiful house I have inherited... I don't plan to break anything initially. Trevor Noah company-news We can’t just cut people off, that is not sustainable and it doesn’t heal anything. We don’t move forward from that. Trevor Noah entertainment Things will change a little bit, but we are not going for a major overhaul, right now I am looking at finding a way to incorporate the newer [social] media into the show while still keeping the core of what the show is.I look at the show like a car. This is the updated model but you should still see the classic signatures. Trevor Noah entertainment I was shaking, and I just sat there by myself on the bleachers and f—ing cried. And it's a sad thing, that's how I feel. That's how I feel in this job: I feel alone. Trevor Noah entertainment You don’t believe it for the first few hours, you need a stiff drink, and then unfortunately you’re in a place where you can’t really get alcohol. Trevor Noah latest-headlines
