I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree. Paul Reubens More Quotes by Paul Reubens More Quotes From Paul Reubens A large part of the reason I want to be so mysterious is so that I can move on and do something serious at some point in my career X years from now. It might be very difficult otherwise, because I'm... wild Paul Reubens careersyearsmoving There were nude pictures... a lot of it is erotic or sexual. But I don't view my collection as dirty in any way. I view it as art. Paul Reubens viewsdirtyart The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the things you're not thinking about me is that I'm a pedophile. Because that's not true. Paul Reubens crazylongthinking I can sit in the room with the other writers and just keep saying no until there's something I really like or until I come up with something. In that respect the proportion of what's mine and what's other people's is controlled by me. It isn't even fair to talk about. Paul Reubens saying-nopeoplerooms I would love to be in Kansas. Paul Reubens kansas I've been super lucky in that I've either been in or helped create situations where I do what I want. I'm super lucky. I get to do what I want and create art and make people laugh, and it's really fun. Paul Reubens funpeopleart In my experience I haven't met too many uptight black people. I'm sure they're out there. Like I'm some big authority and I've lived in the inner city and ghetto. Paul Reubens ghettocitiespeople Yeah, this is what I think was a quality of movies, is you're in a group of people. You're sharing something with people. Whether those other people make you laugh more, you're all laughing. You're all happy together. There's something... manmade about that in a way that's - I'm not sure how that manifests itself in nature, but culturally we've set that up when we invented theater and the movies and all that stuff. Paul Reubens laughingpeoplethinking I think my entire career path was determined for me when I was 6 years old, watching reruns of 'I Love Lucy' on TV and thinking about making people laugh. Paul Reubens careersyearsthinking I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of. Paul Reubens infamoustwothinking The moment that I realized my name was going to be said in the same sentence as children and sex, that's really intense. That's something I knew from that very moment, whatever happens past that point, something's out there in the air that is really bad. Paul Reubens childrensexpast I'm going to try to do as many styles as I can. A salsa number, rock and roll, country.... I've talked to a million people about it. Obviously, I'd love Prince to do it. I'm sure he'll produce the whole album for me. Paul Reubens rock-and-rollrockscountry The public already knows about me more than I ever wanted it to know. Paul Reubens knowswanted It's the most natural progression for me to becoming a singing sensation next. And so many people have offered to be on it. Eddie Van Halen... and Prince, Madonna and Cyndi Lauper will probably be a backup trio. Paul Reubens nextsingingpeople The first time I met Prince he invented me to his birthday party in Minneapolis. It was a costume party and I came as a beatnik - a beret and a charcoal goatee. He was dressed like an executioner. I talked to him for awhile and he didn't know who I was, and when I told him he was real surprised. Paul Reubens partyrealfirsts I think there's a danger that some people look at the success of my first movie as a fluke. So I want to make sure that my second film is an even bigger success. Then if I direct my third movie and it's terrible, it'll be okay. Paul Reubens peoplelooksthinking People read so much into what I do. It's fascinating to me because some of it's probably there, but I haven't thought of it. Paul Reubens fascinatinghavenspeople I usually go in ahead of time, like at a rehearsal, or a meeting, and tell them, "It may appear that I'm going to go haywire, but I'm not." I always map out what I'm going to do. Still, a lot of it is improvised. Paul Reubens mapsrehearsalmay I think the first time I was on The David Letterman Show, he didn't quite know what to expect. I think people generally are just a little afraid. Paul Reubens littlespeoplethinking The original suit was designed by a guy named Mr. Jay from Hollywood. But nowadays I'm having the suit duplicated. At this point I have about three good suits and about three really raggedy ones. Paul Reubens suitshollywoodguy
