I can't forgive my friends for dying I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing. George Bernard Shaw More Quotes by George Bernard Shaw More Quotes From George Bernard Shaw Girls, like men, want to be petted, pitied, and made much of, when they are diffident, in low spirits, or in unrequited love. These are services which the weak cannot render to the strong and which the strong will not render to the weak, except when there is also a difference of sex. George Bernard Shaw girl strong sex An index is a great leveller. George Bernard Shaw There is at bottom only one genuinely scientific treatment for all diseases, and that is to stimulate the phagocytes. George Bernard Shaw bottom treatment disease Modern poverty is not the poverty that was blest in the Sermon on the Mount. George Bernard Shaw sermon-on-the-mount modern poverty God help England if she had no Scots to think for her. George Bernard Shaw scotland england thinking Those who understand the steam engine and the electric telegraph spend their lives in trying to replace them with something better. George Bernard Shaw invention trying science [...] any fool can make a discovery. Every baby has to discover more in the first years of its life than Roger Bacon ever discovered in his laboratory. George Bernard Shaw technology baby science I prefer the man who calls his nonsense a mystery to him who who pretends it is a weighed, measured, analyzed fact. George Bernard Shaw mystery men facts Altogether too many sheep George Bernard Shaw new-zealand sheep A revolutionist is one who desires to discard the existing social order and try another. George Bernard Shaw desire trying order No doubt it is easy to demostrate that property will destroy society unless society destroys it. George Bernard Shaw rebellious doubt easy What is really important in Man is the part of him that we do not understand. Of much of it we are not even conscious, just as we are not normally conscious of keeping up our circulation by our heart-pump, though if we neglect it we die. George Bernard Shaw important heart men The domestic career is no more natural to all women than the military career is natural to all men. George Bernard Shaw women careers military A love affair should always be a honeymoon. And the only way to make sure of that is to keep changing the man; for the same man can never keep it up. George Bernard Shaw affair men way Make it compulsory for a doctor using a brass plate to have inscribed on it, in addition to the letters indicating his qualifications, the words 'Remember that I too am mortal'. George Bernard Shaw doctors letters remember There is only one person an English girl hates more than she hates her elder sister; and that is her mother. George Bernard Shaw family girl mother You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them. George Bernard Shaw muffins tired inspiration The Englishmen is at his best on the links and at his worst in the Cabinet. George Bernard Shaw cabinets worst links When you find something funny search it for hidden truth. George Bernard Shaw hidden-truth Fear is choosing the safe course George Bernard Shaw courses safe