I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much. Dov Davidoff More Quotes by Dov Davidoff More Quotes From Dov Davidoff Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to. Dov Davidoff carewantway The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater. Dov Davidoff riftpopsculture Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains. Dov Davidoff tryingwatchestelevision Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place. Dov Davidoff lonelinesspeoplefirsts At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse. Dov Davidoff givenshapestrying Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking. Dov Davidoff talkingsexpeople My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle. Dov Davidoff causesstrugglewould-be I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another. Dov Davidoff suspicionbeing-realconsistent Latin women enjoy being women more than other women. Dov Davidoff being-a-womanenjoylatin If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances. Dov Davidoff eyesportssex Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses. Dov Davidoff horsewaterinteresting Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money. Dov Davidoff proud-of-yoube-proudproud If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon. Dov Davidoff suitsspacemoon People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn. Dov Davidoff popcornpeoplecommitment I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well. Dov Davidoff gayrightsthinking Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one. Dov Davidoff great-marriageparticlesexistence The quality of a restaurant's food is inversely proportioned to the amount of fun its staff seems to be having. Dov Davidoff staffqualityfun Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one. Dov Davidoff being-hatedbeing-lovedway I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me. Dov Davidoff good-familyknowngirl I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded. Dov Davidoff alone-timeshadowfeels
