I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I h... by Rick Riordan

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.

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I want a room decorated with bones!" Dan said. "Where'd they come from?" "Cemeteries," Amy said. "Back in the 1700s, the cemeteries were getting overcrowded, so they decided to dig up tons of old bodies–all their bones–and move them into the Catacombs. The thing is...look at the dates. See when they started moving bones into the Catacombs?" Dan squinted at the screen. He didn't see what she was talking about. "Is it my birthday?

my-birthday talking moving

My dear children!" Nellie whopped him upside the head with her backpack. "Ow!" Uncle Alistair curled over, cupping his hand over his good eye. "Nellie!" Amy said. "Sorry," Nellie muttered. "I thought he was one of the bad guys.

uncles sorry children

And when demigods use cell phones, the signals agitate every monster within a hundred miles. It's like sending up a flare: Here I am! Please rearrange my face!

phones cells here-i-am

Annabeth, thank goodness, would be staying in New York. She'd gotten permission from her parents to attend a boarding school in the city so she could be close to Olympus and oversee the rebuilding efforts. "And close to me?" I asked. "Well, someone's got a big sense of his own importance." But she laced her fingers through mine. I remembered what she'd told me in New York, about building something permanent, and I thought—just maybe—we were off to a good start.

cities new-york school

Humor was a good way to hide the pain. by Rick Riordan

Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

court-jester pain way

Now-what’s our game plan?” Coach Hedge belched. He’d already had three espressos and a plate of doughnuts, along with two napkins and another flower from the vase on the table. He would’ve eaten the silverware, except Piper had slapped his hand. “Climb the mountain,” Hedge said. “Kill everything except Piper’s dad. Leave.” “Thank you General Eisenhower,” Jason grumbles.

dad flower hands

Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and dear and rabbits doing her laundry.” “Leo, that’s Snow White,” Piper said.

flower mother hair

Leo scratched his head. “Well I dunno about Enchiladas-“ “Enceladus,” Piper corrected. “Whatever. But Old Potty Face mentioned another name. Porpoise Fear, or something?” “Porphyrion?” Piper asked. ”He was the giant king, I think.

kings names thinking

Damien Vesper Didn't plan on killing anyone today by Rick Riordan

Damien Vesper Didn't plan on killing anyone today

plans killing today

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. by Rick Riordan

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us.

dragons people

Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.

tired home bird

Sometimes, it takes us a while to appreciate something new, something that might change us for the better.

appreciate might sometimes

Piper gripped his hand and followed him, “If I fall, you’re catching me.” “Uh, sure.” Jason hoped he wasn’t blushing. Leo stepped out next. “You’re catching me, too, Superman. But I ain’t holding your hand.

jason hands fall

Your mom is a rainbow goddess?" "You got a problem with that?" "N... by Rick Riordan

Your mom is a rainbow goddess?" "You got a problem with that?" "No, no. Rainbows. Very macho.

rainbow mom problem

Nothing like ADHD and a good fight to the death to make time fly by Rick Riordan

Nothing like ADHD and a good fight to the death to make time fly

time-flies adhd fighting

She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'.

potty guy faces

So I took her hand, and I don't know what everybody else heard, but to me it sounded like a slow dance: a little sad, but maybe a little hopeful, too.

hopeful littles hands

Her freckles were orange, as if somebody had spray-painted her fa... by Rick Riordan

Her freckles were orange, as if somebody had spray-painted her face with liquid Cheetos.

freckles orange faces

The sign was spray-painted in Arabic and English, probably from some attempt by the farmer to sell his wares in the market. The English read: Dates-best price. Cold Bebsi. "Bebsi?" I asked. "Pepsi," Walt said. "I read about it on the Internet. There's no 'p' in Arabic. Everyone here calls the soda Bebsi." "So you have to have Bebsi with your bizza?" "Brobably.

pepsi soda cold

I wondered if Olympus had gone to a commercial break, or if our r... by Rick Riordan

I wondered if Olympus had gone to a commercial break, or if our ratings had been any good.

break olympus gone