I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk. Seth Rogen More Quotes by Seth Rogen More Quotes From Seth Rogen It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place. Seth Rogen dyingneedsfirsts For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and fun as my relationship with my wife then I would have a much easier time getting through the day. We really get along and we like the same stuff. Seth Rogen wifestufffun Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes. Seth Rogen genesskinnyjeans I'm not entirely comfortable saying I'm an actor, because it seems like a very weird, almost dorky thing to say you are. I laugh after every take just out of the discomfort I feel that I'm even on film. It's an awkward thing for me to be doing. Once we get going, it's always fine, and as we're shooting, I'm never thinking about it. I'd say that all my time in front of the camera is equally uncomfortable for me. Seth Rogen awkwardlaughingthinking People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it. Seth Rogen buckskill-mepeople Honestly, it's really hard improvising and it's really stressful and humiliating at times. You're taking really big swings that potentially are eating up a lot of people's time and resources at set in your attempt to discover something funny. Seth Rogen stressfulhonestlyeating Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet. Seth Rogen angry-at-someoneeatingreligion It's definitely not true what they say about women wanting a guy with a sense of humour. What women mean is that they want a guy with a sense of humour who is really handsome. If a girl had a choice between Brad Pitt or me, she'd pick Brad Pitt. And I'm a lot funnier than he is. Seth Rogen girlchoicesmean You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them. Seth Rogen environmentwantideas Americans whisper the word Alzheimer's because their government whispers the word Alzheimer's. And although a whisper is better than the silence that the Alzheimer's community has been facing for decades, it's still not enough. It needs to be yelled and screamed to the point that it finally gets the attention and the funding that it deserves and needs. Seth Rogen alzheimersgovernmentsilence Even vegetables have feelings in our world. Seth Rogen our-worldvegetablesfeelings There was, like, a week straight of shooting, where, like, all I did was shoot a machine gun. And I hate to - every - it went against all my Jewish and Canadian instincts, but I enjoyed every second of it. Seth Rogen machineshategun I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control. Seth Rogen peopleideasthinking I've never really had a real job. When I was young doing stand-up, I'd get 50 bucks a week here or 100 bucks a week there. You know, sometimes for headlining one of the rooms, or MC-ing, or something like that. So yeah, I've never had like a normal job. Seth Rogen bucksrealjobs I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor. Seth Rogen comfortableactorsfeels Most comedy comes out of misery. Seth Rogen miserycomedy When I was a little kid, I used to say, "I would rather host the Oscars than win an Oscar." To me, that seemed like the more appealing, fun gig. Seth Rogen winningfunkids To me it's a mystery that you can show the horrific things in the movies, but not some sexual stuff which everyone does. Seth Rogen mysterydoestuff I knew I just loved comedy, and I think it was my parents who initially brought up the notion of me trying to do stand-up. I think I actually tried writing jokes just at home, just kind of sitting around. But it seemed like a very real way to step into the world of comedy. I felt I could do it, so why not? Seth Rogen realhomewriting I do believe in monsters oddly enough. I think they're under my bed. But aliens are ridiculous; monsters I think are real completely though. Seth Rogen realbelievethinking
