I don't just randomly kill people... I kill people when it's funn... by Neil Gaiman

I don't just randomly kill people... I kill people when it's funny.

Neil Gaiman

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As far as I'm concerned, the entire reason for becoming a writer is not having to get up in the morning.

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The current total of countries in the world with First Amendments is one. You have guaranteed freedom of speech. Other countries don't have that.

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Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or... by Neil Gaiman

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?

It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will... by Neil Gaiman

It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak.

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You can take for granted that people know more or less what a street, a shop, a beach, a sky, an oak tree look like. Tell them what makes this one different.

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Rock and roll stars have it much better than writers when they're... by Neil Gaiman

Rock and roll stars have it much better than writers when they're on a tour.

rocks stars journey

I was the kind of kid whose parents would drop him off at the local town library on their way to work, and I'd go and work my way through the children's area.

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Write your story as it needs to be written. Write it honestly, and tell it as best you can. I'm not sure that there are any other rules. Not ones that matter.

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What are these fundamental principles, if they are not atoms?" "S... by Neil Gaiman

What are these fundamental principles, if they are not atoms?" "Stories. And they give me hope.

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Stories may well be lies, but they are good lies that say true things, and which can sometimes pay the rent.

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I have always felt that violence was the last refuge of the incompetent, and empty threats the last sanctuary of the terminally inept.

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It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.

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Sometimes we can choose the paths we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all.

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You are young, and in love. Every young man in your position is the most miserable young man who ever lived.

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People believe, thought Shadow. It's what people do. They believe, and then they do not take responsibility for their beliefs; they conjure things, and do not trust the conjuration. People populate the darkness; with ghost, with gods, with electrons, with tales. People imagine, and people believe; and it is that rock solid belief, that makes things happen.

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Stories are like spiders, with all they long legs, and stories are like spiderwebs, which man gets himself all tangled up in but which look pretty when you see them under a leaf in the morning dew, and in the elegant way that they connect to one another, each to each.

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I don't know. I had to be something, didn't I? by Neil Gaiman

I don't know. I had to be something, didn't I?

Firstly, there no such person as Death. by Neil Gaiman

Firstly, there no such person as Death.

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All cats can see futures, and see echoes of the past. We can watch the passage of creatures from the infinity of now, from all the worlds like ours, only fractionally different. And we follow them with our eyes, ghost things, and the humans see nothing.

What's your name,' Coraline asked the cat. 'Look, I'm Coraline. Okay?' 'Cats don't have names,' it said. 'No?' said Coraline. 'No,' said the cat. 'Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.

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