I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's ver... by Brad Williams

I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.

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I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh... by Brad Williams

I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"

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I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the f... by Brad Williams

I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.

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I try not to be hateful. by Brad Williams

I try not to be hateful.

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I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That's the constant. That's the thing that I'm going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.

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Just imagine in 20 years, when candidates will have grown up with social media their entire lives. We're going to have a president where we have - where someone could go through their timeline, or someone could go through their Snapchat, or someone will find - a future president will have sent a d### pic.

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There is often times when I'm in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which - don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining, but it's just interesting. It's just interesting that that occurs.

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Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because... they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can't take it to a dangerous place.

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Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.

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Women feel safe with me. Because a woman with me knows that she can stop the situation from advancing to a point that she's comfortable at any time.

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If I do talk politics it's very surface, it's not in-depth. by Brad Williams

If I do talk politics it's very surface, it's not in-depth.

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Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.

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I try not to be mean for the sake of being mean, and if I do do a joke or a tweet or something that is at someone's expense - and those are my fine lines; obviously they're there - I want it to be something that's pretty much across the board we all as a society agree this is bad.

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I don't want to be mean. I try not to be. by Brad Williams

I don't want to be mean. I try not to be.

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For strangers, what I get a lot is people calling me the opposite... by Brad Williams

For strangers, what I get a lot is people calling me the opposite of what I am.

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When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim Jefferies. I don't think anyone's doing it better than those three guys.

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I'm in awe of comics that do things that I can't do, or haven't t... by Brad Williams

I'm in awe of comics that do things that I can't do, or haven't tried doing yet.

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In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.

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I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer. by Brad Williams

I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.

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If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you'd be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.

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Now, I've gotten to the point in my career, I'm 13 years in, to where I know that I'm funny. I know that I'm good at this.

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