I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody. Bob Saget More Quotes by Bob Saget More Quotes From Bob Saget I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin. Bob Saget red body morning If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies? Bob Saget inspirational-tattoo zombie trust-no-one If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person? Bob Saget two people negative It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people. Bob Saget okay long people One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs. Bob Saget hug house firsts The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood. Bob Saget squirrels yards way My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars? Bob Saget dad mom sex Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public. Bob Saget masturbation enjoy should All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it. Bob Saget done trying way I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment. Bob Saget digital book needs I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again. Bob Saget stressed doorways may I have no plan except to take care of the people I love. Bob Saget take-care care people I have no agenda, nothing to control. Bob Saget agendas I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others. Bob Saget i-can meaningful I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either. Bob Saget salmon pieces nice Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish. Bob Saget fishes pieces My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done. Bob Saget procrastination choices done It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out. Bob Saget acceptance sex thinking Around comics, I've always been known for, oh, that's not dirty, this is dirty. Bob Saget known dirty Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips. Bob Saget road-trip house long
