I don't own a cell phone. I've never turned on a computer in my life. Phil Robertson More Quotes by Phil Robertson More Quotes From Phil Robertson Money can come and go, and fame comes and goes. Peace of mind and a relationship with God is far more important, so this is the precedent that we've set in our lives. The bottom line is, we all die, so Jesus is the answer. Phil Robertson importantmindjesus I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good meal. What makes me happy is going out and blowing a duck's head off. Phil Robertson going-outducksmeals Let me tell you something: I salute womanhood worldwide, because women are exceptionally tough for enduring the misery of childbirth. I've cleaned hogs and gutted deer, but in my experience on Earth I've never witnessed such a brutal event. Phil Robertson deereventsearth Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen. Phil Robertson parentkidsamerica Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts. Phil Robertson mudducks Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men. Phil Robertson dynastysleepmen I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds. Phil Robertson nerdgrowing-upwant I repented at 28 and turned to Jesus. Phil Robertson jesus I turned from my wicked ways and embraced Jesus. The next thing I knew, good times had come my way. Phil Robertson wickednextjesus I've never owned a cell phone and don't plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know where I live. Phil Robertson phonescellsneeds If I were in politics, and if you ever get me in the White House, trust me, there's a big change coming. What happened to America? We lost our roots. Phil Robertson rootswhiteamerica It was about 5 years after I was baptized before the pull of sin finally stopped. Phil Robertson baptizedsinyears I kinda liked ol' Shakespeare and them guys, you know. I went back and got my master's just in case. I thought, if I ever needed it, I'd have the sheepskin to show people no matter how dumb I looked, actually I was about half intelligent. I got the degree to let 'em know I wasn't as dumb as I acted. Phil Robertson guyintelligentpeople Basically, I don't ever move too far past the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus, because it's of first importance. And I make sure it's of first importance with anyone I'm talking to. It all comes down to that, really, when you get right down to it. So it's not complex. Jesus removed our sins and guarantees we can be raised from the dead. Phil Robertson pastmovingjesus We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that. We started with a humble log house, milk cow, garden-raised our own food, killed a hog every year in the fall, and had the meat hanging up in the smokehouse - that was our childhood, me and ol' Si. Phil Robertson runningkidsfall I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures. Phil Robertson earthfactsyears I just think society, our culture and our world would be better off if we just loved God and loved our neighbor and did what was right. You know, our founding fathers... They all were godly men. Someone told me one time, "Yeah, but they made mistakes." I said, "So have we. We've all made mistakes." I said, "But they founded the greatest nation on earth and we didn't, and that's the difference right there." Phil Robertson godlymistakefather Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks. Phil Robertson ducksgod-lovelove-you It was hard to love my wife and kids because I was all wrapped up in loving only myself. I did what I wanted, when I wanted, without any real concern for them. Phil Robertson wiferealkids To call me in, I'm thinking I don't own a suit, a ring, a watch, a cellphone. I'm dragging up out of the woods here. You boys must be hard up these days. Phil Robertson suitsboysthinking
