I don't want to be in a relationship for the same reason I don't want a kid: I don't want anything in my life to be more important than me. Michelle Wolf More Quotes by Michelle Wolf More Quotes From Michelle Wolf Before comedy, I worked at a tech company, and before that, I worked on Wall Street. And, honestly, I've never really been sexually harassed. Michelle Wolf streetnevercompanycomedy A lot of people want Trump to be impeached. I do not. Because just when you think Trump is awful, you remember Mike Pence. Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn't gay. Michelle Wolf yougayrememberpeople Watching Rachel Maddow is like going to Target. You went in for milk, but you left with shampoo, candles, and the entire history of the Byzantine Empire. 'I didn't need this.' Michelle Wolf watchingneedyouhistory Republicans are easy to make fun of. Michelle Wolf republicansmakeeasyfun We cannot forget about Rachel Maddow. She is the Peter Pan of MSNBC. But instead of never growing up, she never gets to the point. Michelle Wolf shenevergrowing-upforget The jig is up: I'm not a nice lady. Michelle Wolf jigladyupnice I am a feminist. Michelle Wolf ami-amfeminist That's why we should respect people: not for how pretty they are, for how useful they are. What would you rather have, a pretty friend or a friend that can help you move? Always a friend that can help you move! Michelle Wolf friendyourespectpeople Why is Netflix putting out a series like this ? all these people with these interesting political motives, all teaming up to create content for you to consume. Michelle Wolf Even if it's once a week, those small changes can build up across a population and have positive impacts on public health and our environment at large. Michelle Wolf
