I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic. Joey Comeau More Quotes by Joey Comeau More Quotes From Joey Comeau Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions. Joey Comeau askinganswersmean Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she’s ‘damaged goods’, a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom ‘do you still love me?’ you pretend to be asleep. You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even. Joey Comeau princessregretsex We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever. Joey Comeau raceforeverheart And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain down on somewhere else. Joey Comeau rockssomewhere-elserain Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it. Joey Comeau tattoojudgingwant Romance is all about making a story out of our love. Joey Comeau our-loveromancestories I don't fall in love very easily. It takes a long time, and then, when I have fallen in love, I'm still not sure. I'm suspicious of myself. What if tomorrow I don't feel the same? I have to wait, to be sure. And I wait and wait. Joey Comeau falling-in-lovewaitinglong Be the trouble you want to see in the world. Joey Comeau changemotivationalinspirational When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we’ve never seen before. Joey Comeau colortearssky I live to feel her fingers move inside of me like this. The bus makes another stop. A fat man climbs aboard, hauling himself up the stairs. I would kill him for one more moment with her fingers inside me. I don’t have to. She gives me my moment for free. He lives because of her generosity. We all live because of her generosity. Joey Comeau generositymenmoving It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw. Joey Comeau glassescrazyhalf I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back. Joey Comeau writingbookyears I want to make something, and I want people to know I made it. Joey Comeau madewantpeople Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing. Joey Comeau glassessoundart Being in love is totally punk rock. Joey Comeau being-in-loverockslove-is I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story. Joey Comeau parentheroneeds Home is where the heart is, until we get a chance to bury it. Home is where the heart pulled the nails out of its feet, and fled. Joey Comeau feethomeheart I'd rather die terrified than live forever. Joey Comeau terrifiedlive-foreverforever If at first you don't succeed...run. Joey Comeau succeedrunningfirsts Alzheimer's disease is death before death, and I'm terrified of it. Joey Comeau before-deathalzheimersdisease
