I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive. Johnny Vegas More Quotes by Johnny Vegas More Quotes From Johnny Vegas Oh, I'm terrible at travel. Johnny Vegas terrible The people on the QVC shopping channel convince me that life is worth living. They see the good in everything. People who go to counselling should actually go to a room with a QVC seller for half an hour and let them find the qualities within them. For example, they'd look at me and say, 'To anybody else this looks like a stomach but, actually, his feet never get wet in the rain. Johnny Vegas shopping rain depression There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns to three weeks and then after a month you're staring at the phone willing it to ring. Johnny Vegas phones couple jobs You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am. Johnny Vegas awards bigs want You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery. Johnny Vegas temptation sound giving I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again. Johnny Vegas las-vegas want needs I'm loath to use my personal life to promote what I do, but at the same time, I don't like a journalist going away with no more than you could get off Wikipedia, where most of it's invented anyway. Johnny Vegas wikipedia going-away use I came from a very loving home, had a happy life with no great aspirations, but going to the seminary changed me. There was a chunk of my childhood missing. Once I'd realised it wasn't for me, I still felt a tremendous pressure to continue for fear of letting everybody down. Johnny Vegas me childhood home life This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. Johnny Vegas minute last been someone There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource. Johnny Vegas here everything you london