I go to the first tee scared to death every day. The peaks do not seem to last as long as the valleys in this game. J. C. Snead More Quotes by J. C. Snead More Quotes From J. C. Snead It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. J. C. Snead legs balls golf If golfers can run around and crow when they make a birdie, I think it would be just as proper to lie down on the green and cry when you make a bogey. J. C. Snead golf running lying