I got this story from someone who had no business in the telling of it. Edgar Rice Burroughs More Quotes by Edgar Rice Burroughs More Quotes From Edgar Rice Burroughs When Tarzan killed he more often smiled than scowled, and smiles are the foundation of beauty. Edgar Rice Burroughs foundation If I had followed my better judgment always, my life would have been a very dull one. Edgar Rice Burroughs judgmenthas-beensdull I have been successful probably because I have always realized that I knew nothing about writing and have merely tried to tell an interesting story entertainingly. Edgar Rice Burroughs successfulwritinginteresting If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor. Edgar Rice Burroughs oddsstorieswriting The whole fabric of our religion is based on superstitious beliefin lies that have been foisted upon us for ages by those directly above us, to whose personal profit and aggrandizement it was to have us continue to believe as they wished us to believe. Edgar Rice Burroughs atheistbelievelying So strong is the power of superstition that even though we know that we have been reverencing a sham, yet still we hesitate to admit the validity of our new-found convictions. Edgar Rice Burroughs superstitionsstatisticsstrong I verily believe that a man's way with women is in inverse ratio to his prowess among men. The weakling and the saphead have often great ability to charm the fair sex, while the fighting man who can face a thousand real dangers unafraid, sits hiding in the shadows like some frightened child. Edgar Rice Burroughs realchildrensex The more one listens to ordinary conversations the more apparent it becomes that the reasoning faculties of the brain take little part in the direction of the vocal organs. Edgar Rice Burroughs ordinarybrainlittles You are here for but an instant, and you mustn't take yourself too seriously Edgar Rice Burroughs instant It is a characteristic of the weak and criminal to attribute to others the misfortunes that are the result of their own wickedness. Edgar Rice Burroughs wickednesscriminalsweak I loathed poverty and I would have liked to put my hands on the party who said that poverty is an honorable estate. It is an indication of inefficiency and nothing more. There is nothing honorable or fine about it. Edgar Rice Burroughs povertypartyhands Golf is a mental disorder. Edgar Rice Burroughs mental-disorderdisordergolf Even theories must have foundations. Edgar Rice Burroughs foundationstatisticstheory No fiction is worth reading except for entertainment. If it entertains and is clean, it is good literature, or its kind. If it forms the habit of reading, in people who might not read otherwise, it is the best literature. Edgar Rice Burroughs readingpeoplefiction I have discovered that the world over, unusual weather prevails at all times of the year. Edgar Rice Burroughs weatherworldyears It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal. Edgar Rice Burroughs sense-of-humormaypeople The time has arrived when patience becomes a crime and mayhem appears garbed in a manner of virtue Edgar Rice Burroughs mayhemcrimevirtue I do not think that I am ever overconfident. I am merely wholly confident, and I maintain that there is all the difference in the world there. Edgar Rice Burroughs differencesworldthinking We are, all of us, creatures of habit, and when the seeeming necessity for schooling ourselves in new ways ceases to exist, we fall naturally and easily into the manner and customs which long usage has implanted ineradicably within us. Edgar Rice Burroughs longwayfall I love you, and because I love you I believe in you. But if I did not believe, still should I love. Had you come back for me, and had there been no other way, I would have gone into the jungle with you - forever. Edgar Rice Burroughs foreverlove-youbelieve
