I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me. Phil Robertson More Quotes by Phil Robertson More Quotes From Phil Robertson The more make up a woman wears the more she's tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil. Phil Robertson evil Everything is blurred on what's right and what's wrong ... Sin becomes fine. Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men. Don't be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers - they won't inherit the kingdom of God. Phil Robertson gaysleepmen Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas. Phil Robertson crawfish Jesus came down in flesh and solved both of them. So for me, my household - I just think that we would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other. At the end of the day you will be happy, happy, happy. Phil Robertson the-end-of-the-dayjesusthinking I am not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ Phil Robertson ashamedchrist I'm a low-tech man in a high-tech world. Phil Robertson lowsmenworld Actually, most people don't think I have too much sense because I would rather be fairly intelligent and act dumb instead of not having any sense at all and try to act smart. Phil Robertson smartintelligentthinking There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth. Phil Robertson beardearthtwo I’m not going askew from the principles on which the United States was built; I’m right there with our founding fathers. I’m a patriot and a Christian, and I’m moving forth with what they started. But now it’s gotten to where I’m some kind of nut or Bible beater. Phil Robertson christiancountryfather We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job. We just love 'em, give 'em the good news about Jesus - whether they're homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort 'em out later, you see what I'm saying? Phil Robertson letting-gojobsjesus Whether it was hunting, fishing, or playing sports, my children were going to grow up outside. They weren't going to be sitting on the couch inside. At least they didn't grow up to be nerds. Phil Robertson growing-upsportschildren Women with women, men with men, they committed indecent acts with one another, and they received in themselves the due penalty for their perversions. They’re full of murder, envy, strife, hatred. They are insolent, arrogant, God-haters. They are heartless, they are faithless, they are senseless, they are ruthless. They invent ways of doing evil. Phil Robertson envyevilmen And we debate whether it's a - some woman's right to tear you out of there a piece at a time! C'mon! You have a God-given right to live. And of all places, inside your mother - what in the world happened to us? Phil Robertson piecestearsmother Why do they murder and why do they hate us? Because all of them ... 80 years of history, they all want to conquer the world, they all rejected Jesus and they're all famous for murder. Nazis, Shintoists, Communists and the Mohammedists. Every one of them the same way. Phil Robertson conquer-the-worldhatejesus I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little living room in our little apartment there, and I'd skin my deer, and all the guts would go in the tub, and I'd sneak them out so my fellow students on both sides wouldn't see all that, you know. I'd clean fish up there and all. Phil Robertson ducksskinssides We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other. Phil Robertson better-offalmightyhumanity If we lose our morality, we will lose our country. It will happen. Phil Robertson moralityhappenscountry Jesus Christ was the most perfect being to ever walk this planet and he was persecuted and nailed to the cross … so please don’t be surprised when we get a little static. Phil Robertson perfectlittlesjesus I'm with the blacks, because we’re white trash. We’re going across the field … They’re singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’ - not a word! Phil Robertson blackwhitepeople We’re Bible-thumpers who just happened to end up on television. You put in your article that the Robertson family really believes strongly that if the human race loved each other and they loved God, we would just be better off. We ought to just be repentant, turn to God, and let’s get on with it, and everything will turn around. Phil Robertson racebelievetelevision
