I had a career in identifying absurdity, and I know it when I see it. Al Franken More Quotes by Al Franken More Quotes From Al Franken It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world. Al Franken slippersinspirationalworld Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. Al Franken successmotivationalinspirational We know that the Russian's interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that. Al Franken electionpresident I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me. Al Franken smartdogpeople The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover. Al Franken mediamoneyamerica He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber. Al Franken fourpoliticianamerica When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota. Al Franken voicewinningneeds It's not preppies, cause I'm a preppie myself. I just don't like homosexuals. If you ask me, they're all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia. Al Franken philadelphiaheypudding In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest. That's bad news for everyone else - and for our democracy itself. Al Franken democracypoliticalmean Whining is anger through a small opening. Al Franken whiningopeninginspirational Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule. Al Franken ridiculeshouldlying I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent. Al Franken realizinglaughterdemocracy When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation. Al Franken comedycampaignspresident Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other. Al Franken seriousnessopposition During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian. Al Franken careersmilitarycollege I believe people have a right to know what's going on with their information and how it's collected, how it's stored and who gets it. Al Franken informationbelievepeople We need an investigation, because we don't know what Donald Trump owes Russia. We don't know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business. Al Franken trumprussianeeds I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do. Al Franken selfdoe But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we're an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we're going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause. Al Franken mediapartywings All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump's election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton. And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump. Al Franken chancepresidenthelping
