I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

Grumpy Cat

Categorized in : Awful Peanut Butter Peanuts

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

best-things-in-life annoying things-in-life

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

cheer-you-up cheer world

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

nine-lives worst nine

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

sunshine people

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

grumpiness practice

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

dishes meals revenge

I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.

strikes stars may

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

never-forget three caring

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

hemisphere southern fans

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

fans roots want

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

koalas government needs

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

february naps trying

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

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