I hate deserts. It's nothing but sand. *collapses* If there was some grass, I could turn it into bread. I'm starving! Huh? Hey! Al, where'd you go? Al? Hey! Edward Elric More Quotes by Edward Elric More Quotes From Edward Elric Even with your stones, I'm on a whole other level! Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime You know, it's funny. Every crook I meet wants to tell me how much I'm just like them. But there's a big difference between you and me and the burdens we bear. Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU WANNA CRUSH LIKE AN ANT?! Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime Come on now. Is that anyway to talk to your new boss, landlord, and all-around overseer? Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime CHILDBIRTH'S NOT ALCHEMY, YOU DOPE! Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime Attention, gun-toting extremists! Can you hear me all right, or did you blow your ears out playing target practice? Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY HE COULD ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS, YOU JERK! Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime Nobody calls me a pipsqueak and gets away with it! Not even a little girl! Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime *referring to Alphonse* This pain's nothing...compared to what he's given up... Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MOUSY LITTLE PIPSQUEAK?! Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime Told you, Rose. Get too close to the sun, and you'll burn. Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime Don't look away, Rose! You need to see what happens when you try to bring a human to life, when you cross into God's territory or whatever the hell it is! Is this what you want?! Look!! Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime By the way, I don't get my skills from a pocketwatch. Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime You combined animals, the most depraved kind of alchemy there is. Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime *grabs two citizens and swings them around in a circle* Shorty?! Could a shorty do this?! What else you want to call me: a half-pint bean-sprout midget?! I'm still growing you backwater desert idiots! Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime *spits out his juice* I don't think so, pops! Do I look like a clown to you?! Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime Alchemy: The science of understanding the structure of matter, breaking it down, then reconstructing it as something else. It can even make gold from lead. But alchemy is a science, so it must follow the natural laws: To create, something of equal value must be lost. This is the principle of Equivalent Exchange. But on that night, I learned the value of some things can't be measured on a simple scale. My brother and I knew the laws of science, of Equivalent Exchange, that gain required sacrifice, that something had to be taken from us. But we thought there was nothing more we could lose. We were wrong. Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime Awww!! There are just so many people whose asses I have to kick! Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime *Ed crawling through an air vent* Che. It's so tight, it makes me glad that I have a small body. Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime Stand up and walk... Move on... After all, you have perfect legs to stand on... Edward Elric fullmetal-alchemistanime-quotesanime
