I have a dark sense of humor. Olivia Munn More Quotes by Olivia Munn More Quotes From Olivia Munn I remember reading these articles when I was younger, and I just felt like, well, in order to look like that, you have to have some secret, magical unicorn blood that makes carbs disappear as they go into your body. I prefer the truth. Olivia Munn readingorderblood With the story of your life, you dont get to write the whole book, just your character. Olivia Munn writingcharacterbook I think women should start to embrace their age. What's the alternative to getting older? You die. I can't change the day I was born. But I can take care of my skin, my body, my mind, and try to live my life and be happy. Olivia Munn mindbirthdaythinking Nerd. Geek. Used to be if you self-identified that way, you'd get thrown into a locker and never have sex. Or worse, whatever that is. But to me and more and more people I know, being a nerd or a geek means having passion, power, intelligence. Being a nerd just means there is something in the world that you care deeply about—be it twelve-sided dice, a favorite sports team, your new laptop or Night Rider. Olivia Munn teamsportssex I want you to like me, but I don't care if you don't. Olivia Munn like-mecarewant I know a lot of people have a hard time talking dirty - they dont know what to say, how to start, or when to end it. Also, at first they will think they sound ridiculous. And they might. But let me just say that talking dirty is so important in sex. And its pretty easy. To wit: Establish from the very beginning that you like this. And trust me, you want to do it early on. Because if you wait too long to introduce the concept, your Special Lady Friend will be a little thrown and might not take you seriously. Olivia Munn hard-timessexdirty Everyone's so timid and afraid to insult anybody, but in the end, it's like we're all trying to please everyone. In the end, we please no one. Olivia Munn insultendstrying You see people who get so many big opportunities, and they take them, and they're not ready. Olivia Munn not-readyopportunitypeople Growing up I had a lot of really negative energy in my life from people that were in my life, so I know to how to stand up for myself. Olivia Munn growing-upenergypeople The word 'geek' today does not mean what it used to mean. A geek isn't the skinny kid with a pocket protector and acne. There can be computer geeks, video game geeks, car geeks, military geeks, and sports geeks. Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something. Olivia Munn militarysportsmean Be okay with who you are. And that you can't choose your parents or what life you were born into, but you can choose the kind of person you want to be. Olivia Munn okayparentkind I love horror movies and I love being scared, but I don't like them, if they're not based on a true story. It's like knowing how the sausage is made. Olivia Munn knowingstorieslove-is Live the Life you'd be envious of if you saw someone else living it. Olivia Munn enviouslive-lifesaws I'm a 'What you see is what I want you to see' kind of girl . . . When I first started, I just wanted to be perfect. I wanted to say I loved bunnies and rainbows and world peace. I realized that the only way to be perfect was to embrace your imperfections. Olivia Munn rainbowgirlperfect How many of you have had a crush on a teacher? I mean, remember that Physics professor? Law One is so steamy, I'm getting worked up just thinking about it: Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it. Mee-yow. Olivia Munn crushteachermean I try to have sex as much as I can. Olivia Munn i-cantryingsex I was in a military family, so by the time I was 13 I'd lived in six different places. Olivia Munn sixdifferentmilitary For 'Iron Man' I had to improv with Robert Downey Jr., which is like going up against LeBron in basketball. At one point he stopped and said, 'Can we give a round of applause to Olivia, because she's rocking it right now.' Olivia Munn basketballinspirationalmen I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't. Olivia Munn super-sexysexythinking I'm not one of those people who walks away and says, "That's a lot better than I thought it was going to be." I said, "No, this is as bad as I thought it was going to be, I didn't like it. I didn't want to talk to anybody." Olivia Munn people
