I have a television, but it's not connected to anything. I watch everything on my computer. Natasha Lyonne More Quotes by Natasha Lyonne More Quotes From Natasha Lyonne I always see the absurdity in most situations. It's my experience of how life works. Natasha Lyonne absurditysituation I'd love to go to school, but every time I try I get a movie. That's actually how I get work: I enroll. That's like my good luck charm. Natasha Lyonne good-lucktryingschool There's that special magical place that exists when you forget everything else because you are laughing hysterically. It's the only truly safe place and it can happen with a stranger or a best friend. Natasha Lyonne forget-everythingspeciallaughing As a rule people don't think other people on drugs are funny. They think they are tragic. They have a point, but I still had the funny. Natasha Lyonne drugpeoplethinking I'm a text artist. It's an unsung art form because it's so ahead of its time. Natasha Lyonne formartistart If I was a bajillionaire, I would spend a lot of time at Barneys just buying all kinds of great things all the time. I would have so many black cashmeres it would be out of control. I like the way nice things feel very much. Natasha Lyonne blacknicewould-be The aging process is totally minimizing. Life in general is pretty minimizing because you have a lot of big ideas, and you have to battle the mistaken delusions and instability that come with youth. Natasha Lyonne youthbattleideas As wild as I was, when the cops show up, and suddenly you're being handcuffed, it's so deeply shocking and terrifying, the loss of freedom. Natasha Lyonne copshowsloss The interesting trick of comedy, in a lot of ways, is to have both the comedy and the grounding of the real thing. You get a real sense of a human being. Natasha Lyonne realwayinteresting I don't really feel like I need to be a teenager ever again. Natasha Lyonne teenagerfeelsneeds I grew up in Manhattan, and I've always had all kinds of people around me. I've always had a very 'live and let live' point of view. Natasha Lyonne manhattanviewspeople I'm somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses the human condition. Natasha Lyonne funny-thingslaughingbelieve It's not easy trying to navigate your internal world in the public eye. Natasha Lyonne eyetryingworld No, but it is something I really enjoy speaking about. You've got to do something with all the books you've read, so you might as well imagine you've optioned them. Natasha Lyonne imaginemightbook The world at large doesn't always make sense to me, and there are safe havens. Linda Manz in 'Out of the Blue' is one of them. Natasha Lyonne safe-havenblueworld I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or just been one. I certainly liked entertaining people and making jokes, but I don't know necessarily if that's what your child is prone to that you should necessarily put them in a real working industry at six years old. Natasha Lyonne realbabychildren I will take the subway and look at certain women and think 'God, that woman's story will never be told. How come that lady doesn't get a movie about her?' Natasha Lyonne storieslooksthinking I was this kid who had been raised in New York, and now all of a sudden, my mother decided that she was a Jewish divorcee and therefore she should be living in Miami Beach. Natasha Lyonne new-yorkmotherbeach I started wearing all black around the time I got into Nirvana. I first heard 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' when I was about 12, and I remember jumping on my bed, so excited about it. Natasha Lyonne smellblackjumping I'm not to be confused with Natasha Henstridge in 'Species,' where I just emerge out of the weird alien womb looking amazing. I really rely heavily on my black outfits and my gold chains to give me sort of a thing. Natasha Lyonne confusedblackgiving
