I have such a stressful job that the only way I can get it out of my mind is by running hard. Alan Turing More Quotes by Alan Turing More Quotes From Alan Turing My little computer said such a funny thing this morning. Alan Turing funny-thingslittlesmorning We are not interested in the fact that the brain has the consistency of cold porridge. Alan Turing consistencybrainfacts Machines take me by surprise with great frequency. Alan Turing programmingmachinessurprise When we want to sink a convoy, we send out an observation plane first... Of course, to observe is not its real duty, we already know exactly where the convoy is. Its real duty is to be observed...Then, when we come round and sink them, the Germans will not find it suspicious. Alan Turing realwarpeace No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is just a mediocre brain, something like the President of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company. Alan Turing powerfulpresidentbrain Up to a point, it is better to just let the snags [bugs] be there than to spend such time in design that there are none. Alan Turing bugssoftwaredesign I believe that at the end of the century the use of words and general educated opinion will have altered so much that one will be able to speak of machines thinking without expecting to be contradicted. Alan Turing machinesbelievethinking Instruction tables will have to be made up by mathematicians with computing experience and perhaps a certain puzzle-solving ability. There need be no real danger of it ever becoming a drudge, for any processes that are quite mechanical may be turned over to the machine itself. Alan Turing machinesrealneeds In attempting to construct such (artificially intelligent) machines we should not be irreverently usurping His (God's) power of creating souls, any more than we are in the procreation of children,” Turing had advised. “Rather we are, in either case, instruments of His will providing mansions for the souls that He creates. Alan Turing creatingintelligentchildren Mathematical reasoning may be regarded rather schematically as the exercise of a combination of two facilities, which we may call intuition and ingenuity. Alan Turing intuitionexercisetwo I'm afraid that the following syllogism may be used by some in the future. Turing believes machines think Turing lies with men Therefore machines do not think Yours in distress, Alan Alan Turing menbelievelying These disturbing phenomena [Extra Sensory Perception] seem to deny all our scientific ideas. How we should like to discredit them! Unfortunately the statistical evidence, at least for telepathy, is overwhelming. Alan Turing perceptionscienceideas A very large part of space-time must be investigated, if reliable results are to be obtained. Alan Turing space-timeresultsspace We may hope that machines will eventually compete with men in all purely intellectual fields. But which are the best ones to start with? Many people think that a very abstract activity, like the playing of chess, would be best. It can also be maintained that it is best to provide the machine with the best sense organs that money can buy, and then teach it to understand and speak English. Alan Turing speak-englishmenthinking Bell Labs Cafeteria, New York, 1943: His high pitched voice already stood out above the general murmur of well-behaved junior executives grooming themselves for promotion within the Bell corporation. Then he was suddenly heard to say: "No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is just a mediocre brain, something like the President of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company." Alan Turing voicepowerfulnew-york I am not very impressed with theological arguments whatever they may be used to support. Such arguments have often been found unsatisfactory in the past. In the time of Galileo it was argued that the texts, 'And the sun stood still... and hasted not to go down about a whole day' (Joshua x. 13) and 'He laid the foundations of the earth, that it should not move at any time' (Psalm cv. 5) were an adequate refutation of the Copernican theory. Alan Turing supportpastmoving The Exclusion Principle is laid down purely for the benefit of the electrons themselves, who might be corrupted (and become dragons or demons) if allowed to associate too freely. Alan Turing benefitsdragonsprinciples I want a permanent relationship, and I might feel inclined to reject anything which of its nature could not be permanent. Alan Turing feelnaturewantrelationship I have had a dream indicating rather clearly that I am on the way to being hetero, though I don't accept it with much enthusiasm either awake or in the dreams. Alan Turing i-amdreamsdreamway
