I know they wronged me. Matt Schrier More Quotes by Matt Schrier More Quotes From Matt Schrier And this is because the agent told me she thought I joined Al Qaeda because they paid off my Discover card. That’s what it takes to fool the FBI, so, because they thought I joined, and I was basically judged guilty until proven innocent, they started monitoring everything and they saw they were buying laptops, ten at once, tablets on eBay. And, you gotta think, this is a dream come true. We intercept the laptops, we get the IP addresses, maybe put some GPS’s, some microphones in and we deliver them right into the hands of Al Qaeda. And they spy. And me, well I’m not coming home anyway so no harm, no foul. As long as you’re not me. Matt Schrier latest-headlines What is the witness protection program for ... only the criminals? Matt Schrier latest-headlines I know it sounds crazy but I tried to keep my sense of humor, I tried to keep my mind clear. Matt Schrier latest-headlines
